Look on the red carpet! Its a bird and a yeti! No its a bird and a gorilla... or it could be our favorite twins Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Okay, I think we could do a whole blog about Mary-Kate and Ashley so this will be the last post about them... unless of course they wear something so bad that I have to show and tell. While Mary-Kate is actually not that bad this time(Surprisingly) Ashley's... coat? dog? whatever it is, is absolutely horrendous. Mary-Kate outfit is not that bad really, the basket weave print is a bit much but, hey this is one of the nicer things she has worn, while Ashley just looks like a baby Chubaka. If I was there designer or heck, even a friend, I would suggest wearing less clothes unless they planned on going skiing or some such activity, make sure their hair was the same color as their roots and that their hair was combed before they walked a red carpet. Until someone steps in and says enough is enough we will be stuck with peacock Mary-Kate and Chubaka Ashley. Sigh
Friday, December 18, 2009
Look on the red carpet! Its a bird and a yeti! No its a bird and a gorilla... or it could be our favorite twins Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Posted by Cleopatra at 10:01 AM
Saturday, December 12, 2009
The Pink Panther Pimp that is, Sarah Jessica Parker is seen here walking the red carpet at the Did You Hear About The Morgans? Premiere... I've got to find that hat.
Sarah Jessica Parker is known for her fashion sense, but SJP's style can go either way. Sarah can either score a touchdown or she totally fumbles the ball, or um clothes... anyway you get my point. Now, this outfit I can't really decide if I love it or hate it with a passion. The dress is pretty enough, (I've always loved that color) but the matrix jacket paired with it kind off turns me off. As for the hat, I have to say I love it, just not with this outfit. I can't really dislike the outfit because of the way Ms. Parker is carrying herself, as if saying- oh yeah I know I'm fly and is daring anyone to differ with her, and with the hat cocked slyly to the side I can't say I totally dislike this ensemble.
So my great followers, what do you think of Pink Panther Pimp's outfit?
Posted by Cleopatra at 2:25 PM
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Big Bird! Oh my God! I love you Big Bird!!!!!
Bai Ling, you silly bird, the only people who can go around wearing furry yellow boas and pull it off, are Big Bird and prostitutes in old Western times, I wish someone would pull Bai Ling aside and tell her that, the poor thing is still running around looking like a giant canary. Bai Ling has never been known for her fashion sense but this is going to far even for her. This is even more embarrassing than her singing career attempt... well no that was way more embarrassing. The blue hair really clashes with this idea of an outfit, but hey if I was 43 years old and had a body like this, maybe I would walk around in a bikini and a boa too.
Posted by Cleopatra at 1:54 PM
Monday, November 30, 2009
I know I've seen an outfit similar to this somewhere... where was it I saw it and who was wearing it... OH! Jim Carrey was rocking a yellow version of this outfit in the movie The Mask... Unfortunately Jim looked better in this outfit than Ashley does.
Ashley Greene one of the members of the Twilight phenomenon, should have definitely changed her outfit before stepping out in this tragic ensemble. The cut of this outfit is really bad, the jacket is bulky and the pants are practically touching her armpits and the cuff on the bottom of the pants... really shouldn't be there. I can't hate on Ashley though, she has worn a lot of cute things while traveling around the world promoting Twilight, and this is only a little misstep. Let's just hope it won't happen again.
Posted by Cleopatra at 3:45 PM
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Happy almost turkey day everyone!
Okay, now for more adventures in Olsen land! The Olsens are millionaires if not billionaires, with many empires. They have a clothes line, decor line, perfume line and probably a toothpaste line too.Mary-Kate and Ashley have very petite frames, and it is hard to find things that aren't to baggy ( As a petite person myself I know) the Olsen twins haven't figured out yet that less is more.What a lot of people are wondering ( Including myself) is why they dress like bag ladies who feed the pigeons in Central park , when in fact they can afford to buy Central Park and everything in it. Oh well, Mary-Kate and Ashley have their own style and it looks like they are sticking with it... Unfortunately.
Posted by Cleopatra at 9:52 AM
Monday, November 23, 2009
Is it Couture or is it a fashion disaster... that is the question.
I believe I have an answer to this question. It may have actually been on a runway before, but that doesn't mean it should be worn on a red carpet. Kim Kardashian took a risk wearing this dress, for it is hard for anyone besides a size nothing, to model a couture outfit and look good. What I find hilarious is the little pocket on the dress, one little accident and Pop! goes the boob for all the world to see. I'll give props to Kim though, I wouldn't even have tried on this dress, but she is out and around smiling, daring people to say something about her dress, she is either really brave or a hopeless fashion victim.
Now ladies remember, couture dresses are better left on the runway.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:55 AM
Friday, October 16, 2009
Paula Abdul at the 2009 American Music Awards nominations event... wow... words escape me at the moment... wow.
Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her taste in clothes, but this is going too far, even for her. Perhaps Paula thought Halloween was coming up this week and decided to go ahead and wear her costume. I'm just not sure what she is supposed to be... and it makes me wonder if she even knows what she is going as. A pimped out taxi driver maybe, or a spruced up flight attendant? I have absolutely no clue and it makes me wonder, don't these celebs pay stylist to help them? Well, I still like Paula... though she is um... flighty. I will miss her on AI though, it won't be the same without Paula.
Posted by Cleopatra at 12:59 PM
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
WORST EMMY DRESS EVER!
I have no problem with President Obama and had I been old enough, I would have voted for him, but Victoria Rawl has gone to far and I can't really see her coming back to a straight path after this. Fine, she loves the President, millions of people do, but do you see us wearing Obama dresses? No, but if we do show our love for our President with tasteful t- shirts or pins, not a dress with his face all over it. This may have be the worst Emmy dresses of all times. What do you say?
Posted by Cleopatra at 2:12 PM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Grandma's throw blanket! Oh my gosh I haven't seen it in ages... wait a second how did Cate Blanchett manage to get my Grandma's blanket and why is she wearing it to Screen World's exhibition in Melbourne... personally I think it looked better on the couch.
Oh Cate, Cate, Cate. What were you thinking and (I mean this in the most respectful way) what were you smoking? Now I can how someone slightly... um stoned would definitely think this dress totally groovy. What I find hilarious is the fur around the hem, sleeve and the top of the dress. It's like the designer was like... hmm, how can I possibly make this dress even worse... WE NEED FUR! Honestly I didn't expect this from you Cate. Yes, my Grandma has made me blankets in the past and I treasure them with all my heart, but I don't wear them out as a dress. Next time time try a pillowcase. Better luck next time Cate.
Posted by Cleopatra at 11:28 AM
Saturday, September 12, 2009
At the Borgdorf's Fashion's Night Out, Victoria Beckham, arrived looking like every snakes dream in this little number paired with black thigh high boots, for which PETA, will definitely crucify Posh for later.
Now, I don't have anything against Ms. Beckham, but what the heck was she thinking? The dress ( though it barely passes for one) looks like some sort of rare boa constrictor attached itself to Ms. Backham and squeezed poor Posh till she actually had some cleavage, and I swear that those are the boots that Julia Roberts wore in the ultimate chick flick, Pretty Woman. Come on Posh, we know you can do so much better than this. Well, at least this is only the first time she has been on here, though I am very sure it won't be the last.
Posted by Cleopatra at 12:15 PM
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Ah, the Venice Film Festival, filled with beautiful stars wearing gorgeous outfits that make us drool with envy... Unless it's our favorite wacky red carpet woman, Tilda Swinton, then we try to look at her ensemble without cringing.
I really can't say I'm surprised by this alienesque ensemble worn by Ms. Tilda Swinton. In fact I'd be more surprised if she wasn't wearing something exceedingly... different, let's say. I think we might as well keep Ms. Swinton off our list of Oh no she didn't s! since she has already appeared on this site numerous times. I can't even say I like her shoes, since they make her look like she should be eating her oats while trotting in place. Sorry Tilda, but maybe one day (maybe) you will show up looking like a gorgeous swan and not a extraterrestrial and make us eat every one of our words.
Posted by Cleopatra at 12:52 PM
Friday, August 28, 2009
What? I'm sorry but I cannot even think of anything to say about this dress but... WHAT? Sandra... WHAT?
At the Premiere of Sandra's newest flick, All About Steve, I can't help but think that maybe just maybe... she had been drinking a little bit prior to the premiere. I adore Sandra and have watched Miss Congeniality so many times that I can recite the whole movie by heart, after saying these compliments, I feel it is okay to... critique Ms. Jesse James's ensemble. It looks like she just wrapped a red curtain around herself then remembered, oh yeah I could get arrested if I wear something so short, so Sandra quickly threw on a black curtain and walked onto the red carpet without realizing that her bra was showing. Since Sandra is one of my favorite actresses, I will refrain from dissing her shoes... mostly because they speak for themselves.
Posted by Cleopatra at 12:28 PM
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
At the Inglorious Basterds Premiere in the Big Apple, a pirate (unfortunately it was not Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp) descended amongst the celebrity arrivals. Now we all know Jennifer Esposito for her character on Samantha Who? but who knew Jennifer also sailed the seven seas and blunders ships, in-between takes?
Okay, there is one huge fashion faux pas that I want to clear up. Big puffy shirts are only to be worn if (a) you are a pirate (Like Ms. Espostio) or (b) if you are Jerry Seinfeld. I really don't see why she would wear her purse draped across her like this, it makes her chest look even flatter than her shirt does, which is exactly want we don't want to do girls. I do actually like her skirt and shoes, but I have to say that her hair, though meant to be sexily disheveled hair, just looks she got into a bit of a fight before walking the carpet. oh well,better luck next time walking the plank... I mean carpet...Matey.
Posted by Cleopatra at 9:34 AM
Saturday, August 22, 2009
At the 2003 Golden Globe Awards, Lara Flynn Boyle decided she wanted to wear something different, something girly and frilly so, she popped open her old toy box full of dress up clothes and found this gem of an outfit... a ballerina costume YAY!
Why do grown women wear costumes on days other than Halloween and what is this obsession with wearing clothes seen on toddlers.
Between Lara Flynn Boyle with this costume, and Lil Mama wearing a bonnet and pacifier, I am so confused and Lara's emaciated figure does nothing for her except spread rumors of anorexia. Unless you are an actual ballerina, toddler, (and in some cases) drunk, there is absolutely no excuse for being seen with a tutu on your person. Oh Lara, I bet Jack didn't approve of this ''ensemble''.Was this a hit or a Oh no she didn't! Ladies and gentlemen? My answer is definitely the latter. Sorry Lara.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:37 PM
Saturday, August 15, 2009
The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching three by three, Diane Kruger is there to climb the tree...
At the Inglourious Basterds premiere, Diane Kruger showed up wearing a colony of ants and PETA was there and... things got out of hand quickly. Now Diane what were you thinking wearing this? I really would like to know what she was thinking when she looked in the mirror and saw herself. If she was going for the ant look, she pulled it off with flying colors. Now, if she was trying for that, I'm going to wear something different and start a new trend look... Let's just say that she failed horribly and should not try it again. Sorry Diane but the ant look just doesn't appeal to some people.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:13 AM
Sunday, August 2, 2009
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
At an AMC cocktail reception, Mad Men actress, January Jones, decided to bring a gift. January was not only gracious enough to bring one gift, but also brought two gifts! Isn't she the sweetest?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh and... oh my gosh. Those were the only words I could utter when I saw this outfit. What in the world was January thinking? This whole outfit (and the hair) needs to be thrown into the desert and buried with sand, so we wouldn't ever have to see it again. Would someone please tell me what makes a woman decide to wear not only a sheer dress (and an unflattering one at that) topped off with a strapless bra and boob bows??? This whole outfit is totally beyond me, so if anyone knows why Ms. Jones wore this (and I use this word lightly) ensemble, please kindly tell me and I will be forever in your debt.
Posted by Cleopatra at 2:50 PM
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Well, my vacation is officially over now my dear followers, and it is time for some more truly heinous acts of fashion. Enjoy!
Rosamund Pike is a gorgeous British actress, whose acting skills are crazy good. Ms. Pike's next role will be in the remake of the classic movie... The Fiddler on the Roof! The thing is, nobody told her that the fiddler was originally played by a man.
This outfit is so frumpy and...weird, I don't know where to begin. I don't understand what statement Rosamund is trying to project to us by wearing this outfit, maybe she's trying to tell us it's Hammertime, or she's just trying to make us jealous because her skirt doubles as a picnic blanket. Well, I'll you this Rosamund, plaid is not really worn a lot unless you are... (A) a lumberjack or (B) a blanket, and plaid is not for wearing to events, even though some Celebs are prone to do so. Oh well, we still like you Rosamund. Better luck next time.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:00 AM
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
In 1992 Michelle Pfeiffer had her turn as Catwoman, and in 2004 so did Halle Berry. Now there is a new Catwoman on the prowl...everyone meet Chloe Sevigny aka... Catwoman
Why are celebs wearing jumpsuits all of a sudden? Unless you are under the age of five or you are incarcerated in prison, you have no reason to wear a jumpsuit. Chloe has always had um...different taste in clothes but this is going too far... even for her. Not only is this jumpsuit unflattering to Chloe's frame but a cow had to die just to make this hideous outfit and for this crime I am terribly upset with Chloe. I mean if your going to kill animals to make your clothes, at least make sure your clothes are going to be chic. This is a huge NO! Chloe. Here's some advice though Chloe, stay away from PETA members, they would have a field day with you.
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:39 AM
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Everybody who was alive at the time, remembered when Halle Berry stepped onto the red carpet at the 2002 Academy Awards, wearing a burgundy, floral embroidered dress from Elie Saab. We were shocked and in awe of Ms. Berry, saying 'I can't believe this dress' and wondering who it was from. Halle surprised us that night and still surprises us.
This dress did make headlines but not for the reasons that you think. This dress made headlines because of it's beauty and; how stunning it looked on Halle. From the top of her head to the sole of her feet, Halle radiated beauty and when she won her Oscar we were all cheering for her. This is the image you keep in your head when you get dressed in the morning. Halle's short locks added the finishing touch on this divine gown. I adored this dress when I first saw it and I still adore it to this day. This is how you do elegant but sexy, ladies watch and learn.
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:51 AM
Friday, July 10, 2009
I don't understand why dresses that are two different colors are considered cute. Hopefully Khloe can explain to me why it is so appealing to wear a dress that is multi colored. Was it Khloe's intent to look like the yin yang sign? I don't know. The way this dress is cut on Ms. Kardashian's body, makes her look awkward and, I'm sorry but I can't even say I like her shoes. To me those shoes look like those gloves that you see some homeless people wearing, with their fingers all out and everything. Sorry Khloe but this a big...Oh no she didn't!
Posted by Cleopatra at 10:10 AM
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Calling all citizens, calling all citizens. This morning a patient escaped from our hospital. The patient is described as extremely beautiful, wearing pearls and shoes like Dorothy's from the Wizard of Oz. If you see this patient please call us. Thank You.
Sophie Okonedo gave a stellar performance (and in my opinion, an Oscar winning one) in the book turned movie, The Secret Life of Bees. The problem is Sophie should have only worn this outfit secretly in the comfort of her own home. Come on Sophie, we all know you can do better so why would you willingly wear something that makes you look like you escaped from a hospital? Is it just me or is that Hollywood's best actors don't really know how to dress sometimes? Next time Sophie save more time so you won't have to show up in your nightgown.
Posted by Cleopatra at 1:48 PM
Sunday, July 5, 2009
''Sunny day, sweeping Christina away. On my way to where the stars are at the VMA's! Can you tell me how to get...okay I'm pretty sure you get my point.
At the 2003 Video Music Awards, Christina Aguilera chose to show off her love of children's television shows, by wearing one of the most beloved characters...Big Bird. Christina Aguilera is one of the greatest singers to ever walk this planet. It's amazing how someone this small can command attention with a voice so powerful it will bring you to your knees. Now, why would this same person, deck themselves out in Big Bird's feathers, and pile their hair on top of their head so they look like a pineapple. Actually Christina kind of looks like she was prepared to go without clothes, but when she stepped out of her limo, a sea anemone attached itself to her. Sea creatures belong in the ocean Christina, and are not to be worn to the VMA's.
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:04 AM
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
When in a fashion pinch, you can use household items to put the finishing touches on your outfit. For example, Ashlee Simpson didn't have a skirt to pair with her leather bustier, so she opened her cabinets and found hefty bags. Now, you simply cut out the bottom of the hefty bag, step into it and cinch the bag in at your waist with the built in strings. Genius! Now, if you would like to own this skirt, simply go to your everyday grocery store and purchase trash bags.
I am getting so tired of this "woe is me'' look celebs are sporting these days. If your that miserable do something about it, eat chocolate, do something! To make this complete, they always wear dark eye shadow and outfits that gives them that, I just finished rummaging in my neighbor's trash can, look. Ashlee isn't as bad as some celebs, she smiles...sometimes. Now Ashlee I do like you, but I'm really disappointed in this outfit but, I have to say Ashlee, I'm kind of digging your shoes.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:34 AM
Monday, June 29, 2009
What in the world was R&B singer Cassie thinking, arriving to the 2009 BET Awards, wearing this... this monstrosity! The good news is that after the show when everyone became hungry, Cassie whipped off her dress and caught a whole school of fish for everyone to eat. Hmm, sushi.
Seriously Cassie, trying to be ''hard'', really isn't a good look for you. Between the half shaved head and this dress, I'm just waiting for the straitjacket to appear. What I really don't get are those boots, was she expecting rain and put on her handy dandy...galoshes! Alot of people are saying that Cassie is trying to compete against Rhianna. Well, if that rumor is true then Rhianna has won. Sorry Cassie but, you've lost this battle.
Posted by Cleopatra at 9:47 AM
Saturday, June 27, 2009
No actual swans were hurt or used in the making of this oh no she didn't. Please proceed with caution.
Bjork: hey, know what would be cool? If I wore...like a bird...with it's head...placed on one of my girls! This is gonna be the best Oscars ever!!!!!!!!
I think I can safely say that we all remember when Bjork wore this dress to the 2001 Academy Awards. We did a collective gasp when Bjork stepped onto the red carpet wearing...a swan (sigh). I just don't understand how a friend, her stylist, heck anyone who loved her, let her wear this. Everybody in the fashion industry talked about this dress (people outside the fashion industry too) for days, for weeks on end. After the dress had served it's purpose (getting attention for Bjork) she carefully removed the swan and placed it back in the pond where he spent the rest of his days in peace.
Posted by Cleopatra at 1:37 PM
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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At the White House Correspondents Dinner we all knew that President Obama was a gift from God, since he so graciously sent down one beautiful snowflake to bless us with. Aah, so lovely.
Mariska Hargitay is definitely one of the most glamorous women alive, her acting skills are amazing and most importantly, she's a Mom. I just can't understand why she wore this dress. If the feathers were gone maybe, just maybe she could have gotten away with this dress but with them... it just looks like she was involved in a pillow fight and sadly, lost. I do like this off the shoulder style on Mariska though, and her hair and makeup are beautiful. Better luck next time Mariska we are all waiting.
Posted by Cleopatra at 8:45 AM
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Besides selling albums that go platinum, Lil Kim is also known for her um...different approach to fashion. Let me think of an example... Oh I know, Lil Kim is like the only person who showed up to the 1999 MTV Music Awards with just a pastie covering one of her breasts.
Well, I believe I can safely say we all remembered this outfit (maybe that was the idea) with it's side breast baring split, this already shocking outfit was made even more so with the pasties. Who else but Lil Kim would wear pasties as a um...shirt? This outfit graced a couple of headlines ,but we were all surprised when she arrived wearing it, but seriously it was Lil Kim. What did we expect? Well, at least it was better than the outfit she wore to the 2001 MTV Music Awards. Back to the drawing board Kim!
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:12 AM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Serena Williams is perhaps the best women's tennis player in the world (also one of the most highly payed players) So why is she dressed like a solid gold dancer?
Serena and her sister Venus have changed women's tennis, with their serves fast enough to set you on fire and their out of the box style on the court. When it comes to fashion though, Serena doesn't always hit the ball. Serena dear, what were you thinking when you put this on? It kind of looks like she just came from practice and just threw on some gaucho pants made out of brown sugar and a sports bra. Just please tell me Serena, that this ensemble is not from your fashion line Aneres. Please tell me!
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:51 AM
Friday, June 19, 2009
The Dangerous Pages author Sharazad, has graciously passed on this award to us and we
say thank you Sharazad for this honor.
This award is also a meme, but the rules are simple. If you accept it, you are supposed to list seven of your favorite things and nominate seven blogs that deserve this award.
Well, these are a few of my favorite things:
1. My Roca Wear jeans!
2. Cheese cake, lots and lots of cheese cake.
3. My new pair of kicks. Blue and white True Flight Jordans with a touch of yellow.
4. My baby blanket my grandma quilted for me when i was little.
5. My mp3 player which is filled with music from all genres.
6.My laptop definitely. I don't know what I would do without my laptop.
7. My blog, which I really love and I think it is turning out to be really good.
And so now, I must pass this on. In my search for creativity, I chose people that show a way with words- whose blog posts are well-written and cleverly worded.I nominate the following bloggers:
1. MJPatrick of funny page
2.Paradox of Paradoxical
3. DeSeRt RoSe of DeSeRt RoSe BoOkLoGuE
4. ...MY NAME IS ELENI AND I AM A BOOKAHOLIC... of FEMME READERS
5. Barneys Girl of I am Fashion
6. Steven of The Sneeze
7. Angela of The Bookshelf Muse
Posted by Cleopatra at 8:28 AM
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Sadly, even though they make millions (if not billions) the Olsen twins fashion sense, or lack there of, kind of makes us all wonder what they spend their money on.
At the CFDA Awards, Ashley Olson's dress wasn't as bad as her usual attire is, it just wasn't very exciting or beautiful. Ms. Olsen's dress was way too long for her petite figure and the top of the dress looks like a whole bunch of yellow jackets decided to land on her. You can do alot better Ashley. We are waiting for you to arrive in a gorgeous dress one day to blow us all away. In the mean time...at least we still have Halle Berry to observe.
Posted by Cleopatra at 2:08 PM
Monday, June 15, 2009
I was looking at the 2009 Grammy Award's show pictures and came across this jewel of a messed up outfit. Oh, Paula what have you done?
While Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her fashion sense, we all did a double take when she arrived at the Grammys looking like a canary terminator. Paula's big hair and futuristic ensemble are a gigantic NO! Paula is one of those women that no matter what, you can be sure she will show up wearing something so out the box, it's a circle. All I can ask is... Why?
Posted by Cleopatra at 5:40 PM
Sunday, June 14, 2009
This was the dress that started controversy everywhere, at the 42ND Annual Grammy Awards.
This palm print sheer silk chiffon dress from Donatella Versace, turned everybody's head when Miss Lopez arrived with then boyfriend Diddy (or was he Puffy then?). The dress, while covering the most important lady parts, was one of the most revealing, controversial dresses in the history of the Grammy's. Some loved JLo's dress and were green with envy, others...not so much. The point is the dress had you talking about JLo, which pretty much put her on the map. So did you love this dress or hate it?
Posted by Cleopatra at 9:09 AM
Thursday, June 11, 2009
At the Terminator Salvation Premiere, a ghost like figure claiming to be Kelly Osbourne arrived wearing an aluminum siding dress while sporting a Billy Joel hairdo. Scary huh?
Oh Kelly, Kelly ,Kelly. Why do we continually believe Ms. Osbourne has finally gotten all her styling issues resolved, when we know out of the blue, she will come looking like Casper. I will say that I do love those peep toe pumps though. Alas, we can't all be perfect.
Posted by Cleopatra at 5:28 PM
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
While promoting her new album 'The Real Thing', Vanessa Williams wore a jumpsuit designed to make Catwoman squeal with jealousy. Eat your heart out Catwoman.
I'm a huge fan of Vanessa Williams,and I absolutely adored her in A Diva's Christmas Carol, but in this 80's inspired
jumpsuit I don't. Vanessa seriously, a trash bag jumpsuit paired with big purple hair, is not exactly what I would wear to promote my new album. We really do expect more from you Vanessa, I mean what would Wilhelmina say about this ensemble? I rest my case.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:30 AM
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Fergie (or the Duchess) isn't so Fergalicious in this band aid inspired dress and uber straight hair.
Now I love Fergie's out of the box music and clothes but other times (like this one) I'm thinking Oh no she didn't! This electric blue...dress? is so wrong on all accounts. What makes the dress even worse is the black fabric peeking out at you underneath the bandages. Come on Fergie, this is so not delicious. Cute shoes though.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:58 AM
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
At the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, authorities arrived and charged Cameron Diaz for poaching. Doesn't Cameron know that it's illegal to hunt Muppet's and make shoes out of them?
Cameron Diaz's fashion sense has gotten lost in translation somewhere along the way. Consequently she has been seen wearing outfits entirely too young for her and not very flattering for Cameron's modelesque form. Cam's hair just looks so flat and unkempt, everbody's like, where's her stylist when she needs him? Hopefully for the next red carpet event Cam will be looking like her regular self, with a stunning ensemble.
Posted by Cleopatra at 7:35 AM
Saturday, May 30, 2009
If you are in a pinch and have nothing to wear to promote your new movie, follow Bryce Dallas Howard's example and wear roman curtains. Just tell everybody you were going for that Grecian goddess look. They'll eat it up!
This dress is so awkward on Bryce's form, (not to mention her posture) the dress just hangs on her body, not conforming to her um... curves, which makes her look so emaciated I just want to give her a cookie. Also since Ms. Howard has naturally pale skin a nude color is not exactly a great choice for her.
Hasta la vista Bryce and I hope next time, your dress choice will be better suited to you.
Posted by Cleopatra at 5:57 AM
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Kerry Washington is one of the best actresses in Hollywood these days, but when it comes to fashion sometimes she's just plain lost.
Ms. Washington is always gorgeous but I wish her outfits were as exquisite as she is. An aluminium foil dress isn't exactly what's in style but on the plus side she stayed nice and fresh through out the whole evening. On the down side Kerry, aluminum foil was invented to keep food fresh not to wear on ones person to keep you fresh. While I don't really hate this dress, and it does have good bones, I really don't think aluminum foil water wings are appropriate at any event except pool parties. Sorry Kerry, next time try saran wrap, I hear it works better.
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:41 PM
Monday, May 25, 2009
Who needs Uncle Sam when we have our very own Meryl Streep, who already has the right outfit and everything , for the job. Meryl Streep wants you!
I adore Meryl Streep and I am also very proud to be proud to be an American, but I'm not sure I would wear this dress, though the dress is a tribute to our beautiful America. I know a lot of people didn't like this dress and thought Ms. Streep should have just worn a USA pin or something, but I'm kind of torn on it. Is it tres cute or a No She Didn't? You be the judge.
Posted by Cleopatra at 11:42 AM
Sunday, May 24, 2009
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Thursday, May 21, 2009
At the Mandela Day awareness event in Beverly Hills, Sharon Stone wore a whole bunch of licorice candy necklaces made by little kids. The funny thing is this dress started out as a floor length dress but Sharon got so hungry she kept eating the candy so...now it's a mini!
Posted by Cleopatra at 2:43 PM
Ali Larter loves gardening and chose to show off her hobby by making a dress with some of her blooms on it.
My sister is an avid gardener too, but that doesn't mean she walks around looking like a flower bed. If Ali had chosen to wear the dress without the roses it might have been tres cute, but sadly she did not and we are stuck with this...Oh well at least she has cute shoes on...well sort of.
Posted by Cleopatra at 9:08 AM
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Elvis has left the building and Katy Perry has entered.
Katy Perry dons one ...um, different outfit, after another, ensuring that we know that she has her own sense of... style? I applaud Ms. Perry for not conforming to the usual Hollywood styles that everybody wears, but she's gone a little too far. I think she had a pretty white bathing suit and was like, you know what I can rock this, got out her bedazzler and went to town! Then she decided that beads weren't enough and said, ooh it would look even cooler with a cape! This is what Elvis Presley and Wonder Woman's child would look like if they had one. Katy back away from the bedazzler!
Posted by Cleopatra at 1:39 PM
Friday, May 15, 2009
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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Monday, May 4, 2009
The force wasn't with Mischa Barton when she chose to wear this dress to the BAFTA television awards. Reminiscent of some of the outfits in the Star Wars movies, this dress (to our great astonishment) makes Mischa look even more Skeletor like. Paired with Mr. T's necklaces just makes a bad outfit even worse. While I love bangs cut straight across, this hairstyle just ages Ms. Barton and kind of makes her look like an Afghan hound. Sorry Mischa.
Oh and what's with the outfit the woman in the background is wearing?
Posted by Cleopatra at 3:51 PM
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Beyonce, is one of the most beautiful stars yet she continually wears oufits that are so unflattering on her frame. Why keep the front of your dress short and the back long B? It looks like she couldn't decide between a mini or floor length gown so decided what the heck, I'll wear both. Also B, if the girls are touching your chin your dress is probably way too tight. This must be another design from the house of Dereon. B, lovely though it is that you love your Mom enough to be her fashion guinea pig just say NO!
Posted by Cleopatra at 6:21 PM