Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Victoria Raoul.


I have no problem with President Obama and had I been old enough, I would have voted for him, but Victoria Rawl has gone to far and I can't really see her coming back to a straight path after this. Fine, she loves the President, millions of people do, but do you see us wearing Obama dresses? No, but if we do show our love for our President with tasteful t- shirts or pins, not a dress with his face all over it. This may have be the worst Emmy dresses of all times. What do you say?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Cate Blanchett.

Grandma's throw blanket! Oh my gosh I haven't seen it in ages... wait a second how did Cate Blanchett manage to get my Grandma's blanket and why is she wearing it to Screen World's exhibition in Melbourne... personally I think it looked better on the couch.

Oh Cate, Cate, Cate. What were you thinking and (I mean this in the most respectful way) what were you smoking? Now I can how someone slightly... um stoned would definitely think this dress totally groovy. What I find hilarious is the fur around the hem, sleeve and the top of the dress. It's like the designer was like... hmm, how can I possibly make this dress even worse... WE NEED FUR! Honestly I didn't expect this from you Cate. Yes, my Grandma has made me blankets in the past and I treasure them with all my heart, but I don't wear them out as a dress. Next time time try a pillowcase. Better luck next time Cate.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Victoria Beckham.

At the Borgdorf's Fashion's Night Out, Victoria Beckham, arrived looking like every snakes dream in this little number paired with black thigh high boots, for which PETA, will definitely crucify Posh for later.

Now, I don't have anything against Ms. Beckham, but what the heck was she thinking? The dress ( though it barely passes for one) looks like some sort of rare boa constrictor attached itself to Ms. Backham and squeezed poor Posh till she actually had some cleavage, and I swear that those are the boots that Julia Roberts wore in the ultimate chick flick, Pretty Woman. Come on Posh, we know you can do so much better than this. Well, at least this is only the first time she has been on here, though I am very sure it won't be the last.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tilda Swinton Revisited... Again.

Ah, the Venice Film Festival, filled with beautiful stars wearing gorgeous outfits that make us drool with envy... Unless it's our favorite wacky red carpet woman, Tilda Swinton, then we try to look at her ensemble without cringing.

I really can't say I'm surprised by this alienesque ensemble worn by Ms. Tilda Swinton. In fact I'd be more surprised if she wasn't wearing something exceedingly... different, let's say. I think we might as well keep Ms. Swinton off our list of Oh no she didn't s! since she has already appeared on this site numerous times. I can't even say I like her shoes, since they make her look like she should be eating her oats while trotting in place. Sorry Tilda, but maybe one day (maybe) you will show up looking like a gorgeous swan and not a extraterrestrial and make us eat every one of our words.