Friday, August 28, 2009

Sandra Bullock.

What? I'm sorry but I cannot even think of anything to say about this dress but... WHAT? Sandra... WHAT?

At the Premiere of Sandra's newest flick, All About Steve, I can't help but think that maybe just maybe... she had been drinking a little bit prior to the premiere. I adore Sandra and have watched Miss Congeniality so many times that I can recite the whole movie by heart, after saying these compliments, I feel it is okay to... critique Ms. Jesse James's ensemble. It looks like she just wrapped a red curtain around herself then remembered, oh yeah I could get arrested if I wear something so short, so Sandra quickly threw on a black curtain and walked onto the red carpet without realizing that her bra was showing. Since Sandra is one of my favorite actresses, I will refrain from dissing her shoes... mostly because they speak for themselves.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Jennifer Esposito.

At the Inglorious Basterds Premiere in the Big Apple, a pirate (unfortunately it was not Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp) descended amongst the celebrity arrivals. Now we all know Jennifer Esposito for her character on Samantha Who? but who knew Jennifer also sailed the seven seas and blunders ships, in-between takes?

Okay, there is one huge fashion faux pas that I want to clear up. Big puffy shirts are only to be worn if (a) you are a pirate (Like Ms. Espostio) or (b) if you are Jerry Seinfeld. I really don't see why she would wear her purse draped across her like this, it makes her chest look even flatter than her shirt does, which is exactly want we don't want to do girls. I do actually like her skirt and shoes, but I have to say that her hair, though meant to be sexily disheveled hair, just looks she got into a bit of a fight before walking the carpet. oh well,better luck next time walking the plank... I mean carpet...Matey.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

At the 2003 Golden Globe Awards, Lara Flynn Boyle decided she wanted to wear something different, something girly and frilly so, she popped open her old toy box full of dress up clothes and found this gem of an outfit... a ballerina costume YAY!

Why do grown women wear costumes on days other than Halloween and what is this obsession with wearing clothes seen on toddlers.
Between Lara Flynn Boyle with this costume, and Lil Mama wearing a bonnet and pacifier, I am so confused and Lara's emaciated figure does nothing for her except spread rumors of anorexia. Unless you are an actual ballerina, toddler, (and in some cases) drunk, there is absolutely no excuse for being seen with a tutu on your person. Oh Lara, I bet Jack didn't approve of this ''ensemble''.Was this a hit or a Oh no she didn't! Ladies and gentlemen? My answer is definitely the latter. Sorry Lara.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Diane Kruger Revisited.

The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching three by three, Diane Kruger is there to climb the tree...

At the Inglourious Basterds premiere, Diane Kruger showed up wearing a colony of ants and PETA was there and... things got out of hand quickly. Now Diane what were you thinking wearing this? I really would like to know what she was thinking when she looked in the mirror and saw herself. If she was going for the ant look, she pulled it off with flying colors. Now, if she was trying for that, I'm going to wear something different and start a new trend look... Let's just say that she failed horribly and should not try it again. Sorry Diane but the ant look just doesn't appeal to some people.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

My fellow Americans,

During this economic crisis, it is crucial to save every penny and to find simple ways to save money. We need to follow the rules, people years ago followed to conserve money. For an example... At the 2001 Grammy's Toni Braxton wore a sheet. After cutting off... oh about 80% of the fabric, she had herself a Grammy dress! Now ladies, we need to follow Ms. Braxton and wear our sheets, or table napkins, instead of splurging on a dress from a boring department store. Go ahead Toni! You're rocking that sheet!
Do you remember this dress? I do, though I was but a small fashionista at the time. This 'dress' was and still remains one of the most controversial dresses in history. What was Toni really thinking with this dress? Did she want to steal some of Jlo's thunder? Did she think she would sell more albums by wearing this? Well, if she wanted more publicity, she certainly achieved her goal. So was this dress a hit or a total miss? You decide.