Dita Von Teese has chosen to embark on a new career as a airline stewardess. Come fly with Dita!
This outfit is just...weird. From the Mr.Potato hat to the 80's inspired top, this outfit is in a no wear zone. Ms. Von Teese's parachute shorts would make M.C Hammer proud don't you think?
Also, why didn't anybody tell Dita that she had a giant roach on her?