Mary-Kate and Ashley Revisited.

Look on the red carpet! Its a bird and a yeti! No its a bird and a gorilla... or it could be our favorite twins Mary-Kate and Ashley!

Okay, I think we could do a whole blog about Mary-Kate and Ashley so this will be the last post about them... unless of course they wear something so bad that I have to show and tell. While Mary-Kate is actually not that bad this time(Surprisingly) Ashley's... coat? dog? whatever it is, is absolutely horrendous. Mary-Kate outfit is not that bad really, the basket weave print is a bit much but, hey this is one of the nicer things she has worn, while Ashley just looks like a baby Chubaka. If I was there designer or heck, even a friend, I would suggest wearing less clothes unless they planned on going skiing or some such activity, make sure their hair was the same color as their roots and that their hair was combed before they walked a red carpet. Until someone steps in and says enough is enough we will be stuck with peacock Mary-Kate and Chubaka Ashley. Sigh

Sarah Jessica Parker.

The Pink Panther Pimp that is, Sarah Jessica Parker is seen here walking the red carpet at the Did You Hear About The Morgans? Premiere... I've got to find that hat.

Sarah Jessica Parker is known for her fashion sense, but SJP's style can go either way. Sarah can either score a touchdown or she totally fumbles the ball, or um clothes... anyway you get my point. Now, this outfit I can't really decide if I love it or hate it with a passion. The dress is pretty enough, (I've always loved that color) but the matrix jacket paired with it kind off turns me off. As for the hat, I have to say I love it, just not with this outfit. I can't really dislike the outfit because of the way Ms. Parker is carrying herself, as if saying- oh yeah I know I'm fly and is daring anyone to differ with her, and with the hat cocked slyly to the side I can't say I totally dislike this ensemble.

So my great followers, what do you think of Pink Panther Pimp's outfit?

Bai Ling or Big Bird?

Big Bird! Oh my God! I love you Big Bird!!!!!

Bai Ling, you silly bird, the only people who can go around wearing furry yellow boas and pull it off, are Big Bird and prostitutes in old Western times, I wish someone would pull Bai Ling aside and tell her that, the poor thing is still running around looking like a giant canary. Bai Ling has never been known for her fashion sense but this is going to far even for her. This is even more embarrassing than her singing career attempt... well no that was way more embarrassing. The blue hair really clashes with this idea of an outfit, but hey if I was 43 years old and had a body like this, maybe I would walk around in a bikini and a boa too.

Ashley Greene at the David Letterman Show.

I know I've seen an outfit similar to this somewhere... where was it I saw it and who was wearing it... OH! Jim Carrey was rocking a yellow version of this outfit in the movie The Mask... Unfortunately Jim looked better in this outfit than Ashley does.

Ashley Greene one of the members of the Twilight phenomenon, should have definitely changed her outfit before stepping out in this tragic ensemble. The cut of this outfit is really bad, the jacket is bulky and the pants are practically touching her armpits and the cuff on the bottom of the pants... really shouldn't be there. I can't hate on Ashley though, she has worn a lot of cute things while traveling around the world promoting Twilight, and this is only a little misstep. Let's just hope it won't happen again.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Happy almost turkey day everyone!


Okay, now for more adventures in Olsen land! The Olsens are millionaires if not billionaires, with many empires. They have a clothes line, decor line, perfume line and probably a toothpaste line too.Mary-Kate and Ashley have very petite frames, and it is hard to find things that aren't to baggy ( As a petite person myself I know) the Olsen twins haven't figured out yet that less is more.What a lot of people are wondering ( Including myself) is why they dress like bag ladies who feed the pigeons in Central park , when in fact they can afford to buy Central Park and everything in it. Oh well, Mary-Kate and Ashley have their own style and it looks like they are sticking with it... Unfortunately.

Couture? Or Not.

Is it Couture or is it a fashion disaster... that is the question.

I believe I have an answer to this question. It may have actually been on a runway before, but that doesn't mean it should be worn on a red carpet. Kim Kardashian took a risk wearing this dress, for it is hard for anyone besides a size nothing, to model a couture outfit and look good. What I find hilarious is the little pocket on the dress, one little accident and Pop! goes the boob for all the world to see. I'll give props to Kim though, I wouldn't even have tried on this dress, but she is out and around smiling, daring people to say something about her dress, she is either really brave or a hopeless fashion victim.


Now ladies remember, couture dresses are better left on the runway.

Paula Abdul.

Paula Abdul at the 2009 American Music Awards nominations event... wow... words escape me at the moment... wow.

Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her taste in clothes, but this is going too far, even for her. Perhaps Paula thought Halloween was coming up this week and decided to go ahead and wear her costume. I'm just not sure what she is supposed to be... and it makes me wonder if she even knows what she is going as. A pimped out taxi driver maybe, or a spruced up flight attendant? I have absolutely no clue and it makes me wonder, don't these celebs pay stylist to help them? Well, I still like Paula... though she is um... flighty. I will miss her on AI though, it won't be the same without Paula.