Diane Kruger

At the New Yorkers for Children event Diane Kruger was viciously attacked by an emu. A fight ensued and as you can see the emu won.

Diane Kruger is gorgeous, so why would she wear an outfit that does not highlight her svelte form. Diane's dress really isn't that bad, it's just not that good either. Why wear big fluffy feathers when you are not Big Bird? Someone needs to tell Diane how to get to Sesame Street so she can change her outfit. I do love this lavender color on her though and I have to give her props on those cute pumps.

Sharon Stone

At the Mandela Day awareness event in Beverly Hills, Sharon Stone wore a whole bunch of licorice candy necklaces made by little kids. The funny thing is this dress started out as a floor length dress but Sharon got so hungry she kept eating the candy so...now it's a mini!

Oh, Sharon why did you wear this? What I really don't understand are the shoes Ms. Stone wore. Why is there tissue paper on them? I guess the shoes were too big so she added the tissue to make them fit better. Sharon dear, you should have ignored your instincts to wear this dress.

War of the Roses

Ali Larter loves gardening and chose to show off her hobby by making a dress with some of her blooms on it.

My sister is an avid gardener too, but that doesn't mean she walks around looking like a flower bed. If Ali had chosen to wear the dress without the roses it might have been tres cute, but sadly she did not and we are stuck with this...Oh well at least she has cute shoes on...well sort of.

Elvis Has Left The Building.

Elvis has left the building and Katy Perry has entered.

Katy Perry dons one ...um, different outfit, after another, ensuring that we know that she has her own sense of... style? I applaud Ms. Perry for not conforming to the usual Hollywood styles that everybody wears, but she's gone a little too far. I think she had a pretty white bathing suit and was like, you know what I can rock this, got out her bedazzler and went to town! Then she decided that beads weren't enough and said, ooh it would look even cooler with a cape! This is what Elvis Presley and Wonder Woman's child would look like if they had one. Katy back away from the bedazzler!

Watch Me Pull Madonna Out of My Hat!

Madonna's whole career has been about shocking people and she definitely shocked us when she arrived at the Muse Costume Gala looking like a deranged rabbit.

Seriously Madonna did you get dressed in the dark? I know it's a costume party but, would anybody else wear this hideous costume? I think not. Between the dress that looks like a cat got a little too close to it, paired with the thigh high catwoman boots, this outfit screams- I'm ready for my straitjacket!

Come Fly With Me

Dita Von Teese has chosen to embark on a new career as a airline stewardess. Come fly with Dita!

This outfit is just...weird. From the Mr.Potato hat to the 80's inspired top, this outfit is in a no wear zone. Ms. Von Teese's parachute shorts would make M.C Hammer proud don't you think?

Also, why didn't anybody tell Dita that she had a giant roach on her?

Let The Force Be With Mischa

The force wasn't with Mischa Barton when she chose to wear this dress to the BAFTA television awards. Reminiscent of some of the outfits in the Star Wars movies, this dress (to our great astonishment) makes Mischa look even more Skeletor like. Paired with Mr. T's necklaces just makes a bad outfit even worse. While I love bangs cut straight across, this hairstyle just ages Ms. Barton and kind of makes her look like an Afghan hound. Sorry Mischa.

Oh and what's with the outfit the woman in the background is wearing?