Monday, March 16, 2009


Vanessa Hudgens, in a short dress, with long exstentions. Oh my God that's so different for her!

Vanessa continually wears short dresses with the Morticia- esque hair. This little jumper looks like someone had a little to much to drink and lost their lunch. Vanessa dear, hear is some advice, get rid of all your little jumpers and do something different with your hair. I'm sure Zach will be very happy.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Dita No!

Oh my God, I got a Dita Von Teese doll!

Ms. Von Teese looks like a christmas present gone bad. Dita's berry pink pumps are tres cute, this yellow dress is a big NO! it makes Dita look even paler if possible, and you can't discern any of her figure. Maybe she thinks she's the gift to the world? If so you don't have to give me anything!

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Cate Gets Spanked

Oh No!

While Cate Blanchett is one of the most elegant stars, this ensemble is everything but elegant.

Cate has commited a big fashion NO! While her dress isn't that bad, her spanks peeking at us from beneath her dress captures our attention more than her dress does. While we still love Cate, this is a fashion travesty.

Toucan Tilda

Oh, No she didn't.

Why did Tilda Swinton wake up this morning and decide to pay homage to Toucan Sam?

This dress is all wrong. From the nude shoes to the slicked back hair. I cannot fathom how anybody who really loves her, let her come out the house looking like rainbow bright. Tilda may be a wonderful actress, but when it comes to fashion sense she is completey clueless.