Paula Abdul.

Paula Abdul at the 2009 American Music Awards nominations event... wow... words escape me at the moment... wow.

Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her taste in clothes, but this is going too far, even for her. Perhaps Paula thought Halloween was coming up this week and decided to go ahead and wear her costume. I'm just not sure what she is supposed to be... and it makes me wonder if she even knows what she is going as. A pimped out taxi driver maybe, or a spruced up flight attendant? I have absolutely no clue and it makes me wonder, don't these celebs pay stylist to help them? Well, I still like Paula... though she is um... flighty. I will miss her on AI though, it won't be the same without Paula.

Victoria Raoul.

WORST EMMY DRESS EVER!

I have no problem with President Obama and had I been old enough, I would have voted for him, but Victoria Rawl has gone to far and I can't really see her coming back to a straight path after this. Fine, she loves the President, millions of people do, but do you see us wearing Obama dresses? No, but if we do show our love for our President with tasteful t- shirts or pins, not a dress with his face all over it. This may have be the worst Emmy dresses of all times. What do you say?

Cate Blanchett.

Grandma's throw blanket! Oh my gosh I haven't seen it in ages... wait a second how did Cate Blanchett manage to get my Grandma's blanket and why is she wearing it to Screen World's exhibition in Melbourne... personally I think it looked better on the couch.

Oh Cate, Cate, Cate. What were you thinking and (I mean this in the most respectful way) what were you smoking? Now I can how someone slightly... um stoned would definitely think this dress totally groovy. What I find hilarious is the fur around the hem, sleeve and the top of the dress. It's like the designer was like... hmm, how can I possibly make this dress even worse... WE NEED FUR! Honestly I didn't expect this from you Cate. Yes, my Grandma has made me blankets in the past and I treasure them with all my heart, but I don't wear them out as a dress. Next time time try a pillowcase. Better luck next time Cate.

Victoria Beckham.

At the Borgdorf's Fashion's Night Out, Victoria Beckham, arrived looking like every snakes dream in this little number paired with black thigh high boots, for which PETA, will definitely crucify Posh for later.

Now, I don't have anything against Ms. Beckham, but what the heck was she thinking? The dress ( though it barely passes for one) looks like some sort of rare boa constrictor attached itself to Ms. Backham and squeezed poor Posh till she actually had some cleavage, and I swear that those are the boots that Julia Roberts wore in the ultimate chick flick, Pretty Woman. Come on Posh, we know you can do so much better than this. Well, at least this is only the first time she has been on here, though I am very sure it won't be the last.

Tilda Swinton Revisited... Again.

Ah, the Venice Film Festival, filled with beautiful stars wearing gorgeous outfits that make us drool with envy... Unless it's our favorite wacky red carpet woman, Tilda Swinton, then we try to look at her ensemble without cringing.

I really can't say I'm surprised by this alienesque ensemble worn by Ms. Tilda Swinton. In fact I'd be more surprised if she wasn't wearing something exceedingly... different, let's say. I think we might as well keep Ms. Swinton off our list of Oh no she didn't s! since she has already appeared on this site numerous times. I can't even say I like her shoes, since they make her look like she should be eating her oats while trotting in place. Sorry Tilda, but maybe one day (maybe) you will show up looking like a gorgeous swan and not a extraterrestrial and make us eat every one of our words.

Sandra Bullock.

What? I'm sorry but I cannot even think of anything to say about this dress but... WHAT? Sandra... WHAT?

At the Premiere of Sandra's newest flick, All About Steve, I can't help but think that maybe just maybe... she had been drinking a little bit prior to the premiere. I adore Sandra and have watched Miss Congeniality so many times that I can recite the whole movie by heart, after saying these compliments, I feel it is okay to... critique Ms. Jesse James's ensemble. It looks like she just wrapped a red curtain around herself then remembered, oh yeah I could get arrested if I wear something so short, so Sandra quickly threw on a black curtain and walked onto the red carpet without realizing that her bra was showing. Since Sandra is one of my favorite actresses, I will refrain from dissing her shoes... mostly because they speak for themselves.

Jennifer Esposito.

At the Inglorious Basterds Premiere in the Big Apple, a pirate (unfortunately it was not Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp) descended amongst the celebrity arrivals. Now we all know Jennifer Esposito for her character on Samantha Who? but who knew Jennifer also sailed the seven seas and blunders ships, in-between takes?

Okay, there is one huge fashion faux pas that I want to clear up. Big puffy shirts are only to be worn if (a) you are a pirate (Like Ms. Espostio) or (b) if you are Jerry Seinfeld. I really don't see why she would wear her purse draped across her like this, it makes her chest look even flatter than her shirt does, which is exactly want we don't want to do girls. I do actually like her skirt and shoes, but I have to say that her hair, though meant to be sexily disheveled hair, just looks she got into a bit of a fight before walking the carpet. oh well,better luck next time walking the plank... I mean carpet...Matey.