Sandra Bullock.

What? I'm sorry but I cannot even think of anything to say about this dress but... WHAT? Sandra... WHAT?

At the Premiere of Sandra's newest flick, All About Steve, I can't help but think that maybe just maybe... she had been drinking a little bit prior to the premiere. I adore Sandra and have watched Miss Congeniality so many times that I can recite the whole movie by heart, after saying these compliments, I feel it is okay to... critique Ms. Jesse James's ensemble. It looks like she just wrapped a red curtain around herself then remembered, oh yeah I could get arrested if I wear something so short, so Sandra quickly threw on a black curtain and walked onto the red carpet without realizing that her bra was showing. Since Sandra is one of my favorite actresses, I will refrain from dissing her shoes... mostly because they speak for themselves.

Jennifer Esposito.

At the Inglorious Basterds Premiere in the Big Apple, a pirate (unfortunately it was not Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp) descended amongst the celebrity arrivals. Now we all know Jennifer Esposito for her character on Samantha Who? but who knew Jennifer also sailed the seven seas and blunders ships, in-between takes?

Okay, there is one huge fashion faux pas that I want to clear up. Big puffy shirts are only to be worn if (a) you are a pirate (Like Ms. Espostio) or (b) if you are Jerry Seinfeld. I really don't see why she would wear her purse draped across her like this, it makes her chest look even flatter than her shirt does, which is exactly want we don't want to do girls. I do actually like her skirt and shoes, but I have to say that her hair, though meant to be sexily disheveled hair, just looks she got into a bit of a fight before walking the carpet. oh well,better luck next time walking the plank... I mean carpet...Matey.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

At the 2003 Golden Globe Awards, Lara Flynn Boyle decided she wanted to wear something different, something girly and frilly so, she popped open her old toy box full of dress up clothes and found this gem of an outfit... a ballerina costume YAY!

Why do grown women wear costumes on days other than Halloween and what is this obsession with wearing clothes seen on toddlers.
Between Lara Flynn Boyle with this costume, and Lil Mama wearing a bonnet and pacifier, I am so confused and Lara's emaciated figure does nothing for her except spread rumors of anorexia. Unless you are an actual ballerina, toddler, (and in some cases) drunk, there is absolutely no excuse for being seen with a tutu on your person. Oh Lara, I bet Jack didn't approve of this ''ensemble''.Was this a hit or a Oh no she didn't! Ladies and gentlemen? My answer is definitely the latter. Sorry Lara.

Diane Kruger Revisited.

The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching three by three, Diane Kruger is there to climb the tree...

At the Inglourious Basterds premiere, Diane Kruger showed up wearing a colony of ants and PETA was there and... things got out of hand quickly. Now Diane what were you thinking wearing this? I really would like to know what she was thinking when she looked in the mirror and saw herself. If she was going for the ant look, she pulled it off with flying colors. Now, if she was trying for that, I'm going to wear something different and start a new trend look... Let's just say that she failed horribly and should not try it again. Sorry Diane but the ant look just doesn't appeal to some people.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

My fellow Americans,

During this economic crisis, it is crucial to save every penny and to find simple ways to save money. We need to follow the rules, people years ago followed to conserve money. For an example... At the 2001 Grammy's Toni Braxton wore a sheet. After cutting off... oh about 80% of the fabric, she had herself a Grammy dress! Now ladies, we need to follow Ms. Braxton and wear our sheets, or table napkins, instead of splurging on a dress from a boring department store. Go ahead Toni! You're rocking that sheet!

Do you remember this dress? I do, though I was but a small fashionista at the time. This 'dress' was and still remains one of the most controversial dresses in history. What was Toni really thinking with this dress? Did she want to steal some of Jlo's thunder? Did she think she would sell more albums by wearing this? Well, if she wanted more publicity, she certainly achieved her goal. So was this dress a hit or a total miss? You decide.

Mad Woman!

At an AMC cocktail reception, Mad Men actress, January Jones, decided to bring a gift. January was not only gracious enough to bring one gift, but also brought two gifts! Isn't she the sweetest?

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh and... oh my gosh. Those were the only words I could utter when I saw this outfit. What in the world was January thinking? This whole outfit (and the hair) needs to be thrown into the desert and buried with sand, so we wouldn't ever have to see it again. Would someone please tell me what makes a woman decide to wear not only a sheer dress (and an unflattering one at that) topped off with a strapless bra and boob bows??? This whole outfit is totally beyond me, so if anyone knows why Ms. Jones wore this (and I use this word lightly) ensemble, please kindly tell me and I will be forever in your debt.

Rosamund Pike.

Well, my vacation is officially over now my dear followers, and it is time for some more truly heinous acts of fashion. Enjoy!

Rosamund Pike is a gorgeous British actress, whose acting skills are crazy good. Ms. Pike's next role will be in the remake of the classic movie... The Fiddler on the Roof! The thing is, nobody told her that the fiddler was originally played by a man.

This outfit is so frumpy and...weird, I don't know where to begin. I don't understand what statement Rosamund is trying to project to us by wearing this outfit, maybe she's trying to tell us it's Hammertime, or she's just trying to make us jealous because her skirt doubles as a picnic blanket. Well, I'll you this Rosamund, plaid is not really worn a lot unless you are... (A) a lumberjack or (B) a blanket, and plaid is not for wearing to events, even though some Celebs are prone to do so. Oh well, we still like you Rosamund. Better luck next time.