Woooowwww... I don't... know what to say... I just... well... okay sure...
Jada and daughter Willow, must be battling to see which one wins the most outrageous outfit award, that is the only reason I can imagine (besides a lost bet) why they wear such ridiculous clothing. I do think that Jada definitely won this round though (Sorry Willow) Jada looks like a mixture of Indiana Jones and Captain Hook, and with those little shorts, a Solid Gold Dancer. Willow doesn't look that bad, it's just not what I think a 9 year old would wear, well the animal print jacket anyway... I wonder what PETA has to say about Willow's jacket??
Monday, October 4, 2010
Jada Pinkett- Smith and Willow Smith.
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Jennifer Lopez.
How can you tell that the recession is not in fact over but is in fact ongoing? Look at Jennifer Lopez, sadly she has had to resort to exchanging her Louboutins and other designer duds, for a trashman's uniform. When will these tough times be over!
Newest American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez, has daring, innovative taste in fashion. There is no in-between with Ms. Lopez, she is either totally put together and chic or unhinged and a total fashion disaster. The outfit seen to the right of your screen is definitely the latter. Come on Jenny from the block, you know you've seen garbage men wearing this outfit (or perhaps one of your children) Jennifer we will definitely be watching to see which personality you will be nest time,let's just hope it's the chic personality that will emerge...
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Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tori Spelling.
Tori Spelling arriving to her children's book signing in NYC. I have to say Tori, it was a great idea to wear a costume resembling the Tin Man's from the classic movie, Wizard of Oz , kids go ape sh- Uh, what's that it wasn't meant to inspire thoughts of the Tin Man... Oh well, ''We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...
Oh please Mr. Wizard, grant Tori Spelling with fashion wisdom. What the heck is going on with this outfit, really Tori? Really? The leggings and boots are so- so but the top is what makes this outfit a Oh No She Didn't! Lace with some sort of vinyl like material... yeah that sounds like a good combination.Not! In closing I would like to advise Tori to begin consuming cookies and cakes in the near future. (you'll love them Tori)
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Thursday, August 26, 2010
Mischa Barton.
Mischa Barton at the Oscar Generale's showroom in Los Angeles, California. Oh, boy I'm going to have fun with this one!
Mischa Barton has slowly been sliding downhill in the world of fashion. There was a time when Mischa would wear cute, even beautiful ensembles, but that is certainly not the case anymore. How many people own the movie The Nutcracker, starring Macaulay Culkin? Well, I am one of them, as I kid it was a family tradition to watch that movie around Christmas time. This outfit, not unlike the ones in the movie, reminds me of Christmas time only not in a good way, none of the people in the movie looked like Skeletor with a bad dye job. What makes me laugh in pity though is the shoes that she paired with this dress. Possibly the worst Oh No She Didn't! we've had on this blog... what do you think?
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Taylor Momsen.
Taylor Momsen at the Radio One Maida Vale Studios in London, England. No way would I be allowed out of the house in this getup and I'm 17 also.
Wow. This is just ridiculous, I can understand individuality and a yearning to be different but Taylor Momsen must be stopped! What in the world is wrong with this girl? I'm thinking she really needs a psychiatric evaluation, I mean was someone mean to her in life, what in the world has prompted this girl to dress like a hooker? The raccoon eyes, the long extensions, everything is wrong with this outfit. One day she will look back at this and think WHY!! WHY did I dress like that! (At least I hope she will) Taylor, please stop dressing like this, it's not cute and it's not dressing like an individual, anyone can go downtown and see someone dressed like this... I can't think of another person who deserves this Oh No She Didn't more than Taylor Momsen.
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Shenae Grimes.
Shenae Grimes at the Nylon and Express Denim Issue Party.
I can understand wanting to wear this animal print jacket (sort of) everyone wants to release their inner snake, tiger and any other animal but why did Ms. Grimes pair it with denim short shorts and a tube top??? The only redeeming quality in this outfit is the shoes and they aren't all that great. Seriously Shenae did you really think this was tres cute and that everyone would follow your example and pair a coat with shorts? I've seen this look before Shanea, unfortunately it was on a homeless man wandering around downtown Atlanta talking to imaginary beings...
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Monday, August 23, 2010
Drew Barrymore.
Drew Barrymore wearing an Alexander McQueen dress at the premiere of her new movie Going the Distance. Unfortunately Drew didn't GO to her hairdresser before the premiere (sigh)
While this dress isn't really unflattering, it doesn't exactly highlight Ms. Barrymore's figure nor does the pasty white face with the dark lipstick or the two toned hair enhance Drew's pretty face. Drew looks more like an extra off of the Twilight Saga than a woman at the premiere of her movie. Seeing Drew like this I can't but help wondering one question... Is she team Edward or team Jacob... Alas one of life's mysteries...
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