Oh.No.They.Didn't

Janet Jackson.

2010-11-04T18:23:00.000-07:00

Janet Jackson wearing a Haider Ackermann pantsuit at the premiere of Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls, in New York. Well, this a good example of someone who couldn't make up their mind of what they wanted to wear, a skirt or a pair of pants?

Oh Janet (Ms. Jackson if your nasty) why did you mess up a perfectly good pantsuit with this black chiffon train? I really did like this outfit and this pop of red on the shirt wass very cute and feminine but the skirt makes this outfit a Oh No She Didn't! I also like Janet's knew short hairdo, very cute, just please lose the skirt!

Jessica Biel.

2010-10-27T09:31:00.001-07:00

Jessica Biel arriving on the red carpet, wearing Oscar De La Renta at the Glamour Reel Moments, where she made her directorial debut. Hmm... Interesting ensemble.

Well, this dress worn by Ms. Biel could have been a very pretty, maybe even gorgeous dress if it wasn't for the see through bodice. I mean, come on when was a transparent top ever a hit on a red carpet Jessica? The bottom of the dress isn't all that bad and it is nicely fitted to Ms. Biel's svelte form but it's just to lacy and too reminiscent of Grandma's fancy tablecloth for holidays gatherings. This dress definitely had the potential to be very pretty but instead this dress has definitely fallen flat. Sorry Jess.

Jada Pinkett- Smith and Willow Smith.

2010-10-04T19:52:00.001-07:00

Woooowwww... I don't... know what to say... I just... well... okay sure...

Jada and daughter Willow, must be battling to see which one wins the most outrageous outfit award, that is the only reason I can imagine (besides a lost bet) why they wear such ridiculous clothing. I do think that Jada definitely won this round though (Sorry Willow) Jada looks like a mixture of Indiana Jones and Captain Hook, and with those little shorts, a Solid Gold Dancer. Willow doesn't look that bad, it's just not what I think a 9 year old would wear, well the animal print jacket anyway... I wonder what PETA has to say about Willow's jacket??

Jennifer Lopez.

2010-09-25T20:10:00.000-07:00

How can you tell that the recession is not in fact over but is in fact ongoing? Look at Jennifer Lopez, sadly she has had to resort to exchanging her Louboutins and other designer duds, for a trashman's uniform. When will these tough times be over!

Newest American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez, has daring, innovative taste in fashion. There is no in-between with Ms. Lopez, she is either totally put together and chic or unhinged and a total fashion disaster. The outfit seen to the right of your screen is definitely the latter. Come on Jenny from the block, you know you've seen garbage men wearing this outfit (or perhaps one of your children) Jennifer we will definitely be watching to see which personality you will be nest time,let's just hope it's the chic personality that will emerge...

Tori Spelling.

2010-09-23T19:40:00.000-07:00

Tori Spelling arriving to her children's book signing in NYC. I have to say Tori, it was a great idea to wear a costume resembling the Tin Man's from the classic movie, Wizard of Oz , kids go ape sh- Uh, what's that it wasn't meant to inspire thoughts of the Tin Man... Oh well, ''We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...

Oh please Mr. Wizard, grant Tori Spelling with fashion wisdom. What the heck is going on with this outfit, really Tori? Really? The leggings and boots are so- so but the top is what makes this outfit a Oh No She Didn't! Lace with some sort of vinyl like material... yeah that sounds like a good combination.Not! In closing I would like to advise Tori to begin consuming cookies and cakes in the near future. (you'll love them Tori)

Mischa Barton.

2010-08-26T12:52:00.000-07:00

Mischa Barton at the Oscar Generale's showroom in Los Angeles, California. Oh, boy I'm going to have fun with this one!

Mischa Barton has slowly been sliding downhill in the world of fashion. There was a time when Mischa would wear cute, even beautiful ensembles, but that is certainly not the case anymore. How many people own the movie The Nutcracker, starring Macaulay Culkin? Well, I am one of them, as I kid it was a family tradition to watch that movie around Christmas time. This outfit, not unlike the ones in the movie, reminds me of Christmas time only not in a good way, none of the people in the movie looked like Skeletor with a bad dye job. What makes me laugh in pity though is the shoes that she paired with this dress. Possibly the worst Oh No She Didn't! we've had on this blog... what do you think?

Taylor Momsen.

2010-08-25T13:45:00.000-07:00

Taylor Momsen at the Radio One Maida Vale Studios in London, England. No way would I be allowed out of the house in this getup and I'm 17 also.

Wow. This is just ridiculous, I can understand individuality and a yearning to be different but Taylor Momsen must be stopped! What in the world is wrong with this girl? I'm thinking she really needs a psychiatric evaluation, I mean was someone mean to her in life, what in the world has prompted this girl to dress like a hooker? The raccoon eyes, the long extensions, everything is wrong with this outfit. One day she will look back at this and think WHY!! WHY did I dress like that! (At least I hope she will) Taylor, please stop dressing like this, it's not cute and it's not dressing like an individual, anyone can go downtown and see someone dressed like this... I can't think of another person who deserves this Oh No She Didn't more than Taylor Momsen.

Shenae Grimes.

2010-08-24T09:04:00.000-07:00

Shenae Grimes at the Nylon and Express Denim Issue Party.

I can understand wanting to wear this animal print jacket (sort of) everyone wants to release their inner snake, tiger and any other animal but why did Ms. Grimes pair it with denim short shorts and a tube top??? The only redeeming quality in this outfit is the shoes and they aren't all that great. Seriously Shenae did you really think this was tres cute and that everyone would follow your example and pair a coat with shorts? I've seen this look before Shanea, unfortunately it was on a homeless man wandering around downtown Atlanta talking to imaginary beings...

Drew Barrymore.

2010-08-23T10:19:00.000-07:00

Drew Barrymore wearing an Alexander McQueen dress at the premiere of her new movie Going the Distance. Unfortunately Drew didn't GO to her hairdresser before the premiere (sigh)

While this dress isn't really unflattering, it doesn't exactly highlight Ms. Barrymore's figure nor does the pasty white face with the dark lipstick or the two toned hair enhance Drew's pretty face. Drew looks more like an extra off of the Twilight Saga than a woman at the premiere of her movie. Seeing Drew like this I can't but help wondering one question... Is she team Edward or team Jacob... Alas one of life's mysteries...

Christina Ricci.

2010-06-03T18:18:00.000-07:00

Christina Ricci wearing Givenchy at the Artist Is Present Exhibit in the Big Apple. Is it just me, or does it seem like Christina still believes she's playing the role of Wednesday in the Adam's Family movie?

Okay, this outfit is just plain ridiculous, I can't even compliment Ricci on her shoes. The first thing (or things) your eyes go to, are the under boobs which Christina has on display, while the bottom of the dress looks like tinsel that is meant for christmas trees. I just can't believe that Christina and her stylist looked at this dress and thought YES! This is the dress! Why do stylist get paid, if they let their clients leave their homes looking any kind of way? Here's some advice Christina (1) Fire you ''stylist'' (2) Lose this Wednesday Adam hair and makeup look you are sporting. Sigh. This is a sad day in the fashion world.

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

2010-05-19T08:07:00.000-07:00

Anne Hathaway in a shimmery strapless dress by Valentino. My favorite dress of the night.

With her porcelain skin and auburn hair, Anne Hathaway is quickly becoming one of Hollywood's elite fashion mavens. I love everything about this dress on Anne. The way it fits, the way it flows, the color (which everyone cannot pull off) against her skin and yet the dress's simplicity has captured my eye and is, in my opinion, one of the greatest dresses ever worn in Hollywood. What makes this dress extra special, is the way Anne glowed when she wore the dress. Anne's loose flowing locks were the perfect match for this dress. Sigh. Great Job Anne.

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

2010-05-18T08:43:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Lopez rocking a dress by Zuhair Murad. Cool.

Jennifer's dress is definitely an eye catcher but is that a good or bad thing? In this case I think it's good. This flowing strapless leaf- print gown is definitely one of the coolest dresses of the whole night. Now, I just wish Lopez hadn't worn her hair this way but in a much simpler bun or chignon, because her hair is very reminiscent of my Mom's Maltese and I can assure you that that is not a compliment. Sorry Elijah but come on dog, you need to be groomed more often...

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

2010-05-18T08:34:00.001-07:00

Katy Perry wearing Lorraine Schwartz. I swear I had a baby blanket those exact colors... I used to hug it... vomit on it... I guess Katy wears her baby blanket out... Separation anxiety, how sad.

Okay, Ms. Perry would you like to explain to us why you are wearing this dress to the Met Costume Institute Gala? There is nothing wrong with wearing a costume to the event, as long as it is pretty, but I have to say Katy, this dress is neither pretty nor flattering on you. The necklace Katy is wearing looks like one I owned when I was but a little fashionista with a toy box full of play clothes and plastic high heels... I guess Katy is still in that stage and doesn't realize that dress up days are over. I'm sorry Katy but this is a definite 'Oh No She Didn't'.

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

2010-05-15T09:06:00.002-07:00

Kristen Stewart at the 2010 Met Costume Institute Gala wearing a Chanel dress.

Twilight actress Kristen Stewart has become notorious for slouchy posture, pouty looks and... her different taste in clothes. The top of the dress looks like a trash bag, while the bottom looks like saran wrap. Well, we know Kristen definitely stayed nice and fresh the whole night. I can only say one good thing about this outfit. It is very Eco- friendly because she can easily dispose of any rubish she might have found while walking the red carpet. I know Kristen isn't exactly known for her fashion sense but she can do way better than this trash bag... Hopefully.

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

2010-05-10T16:27:00.000-07:00

Tina Fey wearing an Yves St. Laurent jumpsuit at the 2010 Met Costume Institute Gala. Wow.

Tina Fey's decision to wear a jumpsuit instead of a dress was daring, innovative and down right ugly. I love Ms. Fey's sense of humor but this is going a little too far. What I find funny is the little zipper down the front of the suit and the side pockets. This outfit makes Tina look like an Austin Powers reject, like she's saying eat your heart out Foxy Cleopatra! This would have been deemed groovy if we were still in the 70's but, we are not, so Tina it's time to move on.

Jessica Simpson.

2010-05-10T15:53:00.000-07:00

What? This is really what Jessica Simpson wore to the Operation Smile Charity Gala? When I saw this dress, I stopped smiling... how ironic.

Jessica Simpson, seen here wearing a single-shouldered printed Carolina Herrera gown, was a fashion flop on the Operation Smile red carpet in New York City. Jessica's beautiful smile would have saved her from being a total fashion disaster but her fly-away hair make this a huge Oh No She Didn't! If the dress had been a beautiful rich solid color, Jessica might have been able to pull this look off. Unfortunately that was not the case and instead we had a dress composed of things found in a trash compactor. Oh Jessica, when will you get back to the Jessica Simpson who was a fashion maven that we all adored... oh well, I guess we better get used to this Jessica... She's been around for a while. Sigh.

Natalie Portman.

2010-05-02T07:37:00.000-07:00

Natalie Portman at the New York City Ballet's Spring Gala, was viciously attacked by a giant piece of tissue paperwhile walking the red carpet. Natalie valiantly fought him off but unfortunately the tissue got the best of poor Nat...

I cannot imagine looking at this dress and thinking, 'Wow, I have got to wear that on the red carpet,' I mean come on Nat, did you really like this dress or was it just a cry for attention? I can give props to Nat for those shoes, however this hop out of bed hair has got to be combed immediately! I love that she added the belt, as if she thought it would put the finishing touches on this dress. Sorry Ms. Portman but this is a big Oh No They Didn't! What do you think about Natalie's dress, my dear followers?

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2010-03-31T09:33:00.001-07:00

Keira Knightly.

2010-03-30T19:59:00.000-07:00

This dress... I can't decide what it most reminds me of, is it a bowl of some sugary cereal, is it a science project, a image of a galaxy printed on a dress, or maybe it was a plain black dress and Keira got a little carsick on the way to the Laurence Olivier Awards...
However, no matter what the dress reminds me of, I do know that Keira Knightly's dress and hair are a total disaster.

I still don't understand how celebrities with armies of stylist and friends and whoever else are close to them, still come out in things that look like my 3rd grade science project! I think even Keira knew this dress was funny if you go by the smirk on her face. I mean come on Keira we know you can do better than this so...please do next time okay?

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

2010-03-12T20:42:00.000-08:00

Oscar Winner Sandra Bullock in Marchesa

First let me say congratulations to Sandra Bullock for her first ever Oscar win! I was praying for her to win and WIN she did! For her incredible performance in the Blockbuster hit movie The Blind Side. This is a definite HIT! Sandra's beaded gown was the prettiest gown on the red carpet and I will take on anybody who disagrees with me. From the top of her sleek head to the soles of her feet she radiated beauty and elegance, demure was the perfect word to describe Sandra on Oscar night. This was my favorite dress of the night. What did you think of Mrs. Jesse James Marchesa gown?

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

2010-03-11T12:46:00.000-08:00

Vera Farmiga in Marchesa.

Best Supporting Actress Nominee Vera Farmiga's dress is very hard for me to comment on. On one hand I am sort of loving the way this dress is different from the other dresses that were seen at the Oscars, and the color of the dress is simply stunning but on the other hand Vera kind of resembles a sea anemone, so it's hard for me to decide if the dress was a hit or a miss. What do you think?

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

2010-03-09T14:11:00.000-08:00

South African beauty Charlize Theron in Dior Haute Couture.

Hmm. Well... What can I say about this dress... It is definitely different from the other dresses worn on Oscar night. One thing about Oscar night is that there is always someone on the red carpet who stands out and not always in a good way.On Sunday night Charlize Theron definitely won the award for the most interesting dress. The color of the dress I liked and the shape of the dress but those strategically place rosettes really kill any love I might have felt for this gown. Charlize didn't even really have to wear makeup because in that gown it pretty much guaranteed no one would be looking at her beautiful face. This is a miss for me. So my dear followers, what did you think of Miss Charlize Theron's rosettes?

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

2010-03-08T20:54:00.000-08:00

Now let us move on to Cameron Diaz in a gown by Oscar De La Renta.

I thought that Cameron never looked better than she did on Sunday night. Cameron's flowing gown, bright red lip and glamorous hair make this one of my favorite red carpet looks ever! I loved the dress on Cameron's svelte body, and I'm normally not a big fan of glitter but I really liked this dress and Cameron pulled this look off brilliantly. What I mean is a lot of women try to pull off old Hollywood glamour and fail miserable but some women can truly nail it and I believe Cameron Diaz did that and more. What do you think

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

2010-03-08T16:47:00.000-08:00

The 2010 Academy Awards, filled with actors and actresses bursting with nervous energy as they anxiously waited to see if they where the one going home with the one man every actor and actress hopes to claim as their own... the Oscar.

As for the red carpet fashions, the main theme was glitter and old Hollywood glamour... unfortunately Star Trek alumni Zoe Saldana didn't receive that memo and chose to wear this multi- colored Givenchy gown. Now, some loved this dress and gushed over it while others hated it! I am one of the latter ones I admit. To me this dress looks like it would be of better use at a car wash and not something to be worn to one of the biggest nights in Hollywood. Come on it's the Oscars! You don't want to look like a Muppet reject at the Academy Awards. I will say that I do love the bodice of the gown and that Zoe's makeup is beautiful... I just can't love the rest of this dress. What I want to know is, my dear followers, what did you think of Zoe's gown?

Dita Von Teese.

2010-01-29T21:26:00.000-08:00

They say that this woman is a bad mother... SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm only talkin' 'bout Dita.
Then we can dig it!

While in Paris for Fashion Week, Dita Von Teese's outfit is perfect for those late night jaunts when she has to fight Italian mobsters or just about anything that comes her way, for instance, if someone ''accidentally' spills something on Ms. Von Teese, the joke is on them because her outfit is stain resistant!. Seriously though, I haven't seen this much leather outside of a Shaft movie or another um ... profession where this outfit would be suitable. The problem with this outfit is that there is just too much leather, if Dita had chosen a nice linen or silk fabric to wear intstead of a cow this might have been a very chic outfit. I would say better luck next time, but I don't think that it would help Dita Von Teese.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Revisited.

2009-12-18T10:01:00.000-08:00

Look on the red carpet! Its a bird and a yeti! No its a bird and a gorilla... or it could be our favorite twins Mary-Kate and Ashley!

Okay, I think we could do a whole blog about Mary-Kate and Ashley so this will be the last post about them... unless of course they wear something so bad that I have to show and tell. While Mary-Kate is actually not that bad this time(Surprisingly) Ashley's... coat? dog? whatever it is, is absolutely horrendous. Mary-Kate outfit is not that bad really, the basket weave print is a bit much but, hey this is one of the nicer things she has worn, while Ashley just looks like a baby Chubaka. If I was there designer or heck, even a friend, I would suggest wearing less clothes unless they planned on going skiing or some such activity, make sure their hair was the same color as their roots and that their hair was combed before they walked a red carpet. Until someone steps in and says enough is enough we will be stuck with peacock Mary-Kate and Chubaka Ashley. Sigh

Sarah Jessica Parker.

2009-12-12T14:25:00.001-08:00

The Pink Panther Pimp that is, Sarah Jessica Parker is seen here walking the red carpet at the Did You Hear About The Morgans? Premiere... I've got to find that hat.

Sarah Jessica Parker is known for her fashion sense, but SJP's style can go either way. Sarah can either score a touchdown or she totally fumbles the ball, or um clothes... anyway you get my point. Now, this outfit I can't really decide if I love it or hate it with a passion. The dress is pretty enough, (I've always loved that color) but the matrix jacket paired with it kind off turns me off. As for the hat, I have to say I love it, just not with this outfit. I can't really dislike the outfit because of the way Ms. Parker is carrying herself, as if saying- oh yeah I know I'm fly and is daring anyone to differ with her, and with the hat cocked slyly to the side I can't say I totally dislike this ensemble.

So my great followers, what do you think of Pink Panther Pimp's outfit?

Bai Ling or Big Bird?

2009-12-03T13:54:00.001-08:00

Big Bird! Oh my God! I love you Big Bird!!!!!

Bai Ling, you silly bird, the only people who can go around wearing furry yellow boas and pull it off, are Big Bird and prostitutes in old Western times, I wish someone would pull Bai Ling aside and tell her that, the poor thing is still running around looking like a giant canary. Bai Ling has never been known for her fashion sense but this is going to far even for her. This is even more embarrassing than her singing career attempt... well no that was way more embarrassing. The blue hair really clashes with this idea of an outfit, but hey if I was 43 years old and had a body like this, maybe I would walk around in a bikini and a boa too.

Ashley Greene at the David Letterman Show.

2009-11-30T15:45:00.001-08:00

I know I've seen an outfit similar to this somewhere... where was it I saw it and who was wearing it... OH! Jim Carrey was rocking a yellow version of this outfit in the movie The Mask... Unfortunately Jim looked better in this outfit than Ashley does.

Ashley Greene one of the members of the Twilight phenomenon, should have definitely changed her outfit before stepping out in this tragic ensemble. The cut of this outfit is really bad, the jacket is bulky and the pants are practically touching her armpits and the cuff on the bottom of the pants... really shouldn't be there. I can't hate on Ashley though, she has worn a lot of cute things while traveling around the world promoting Twilight, and this is only a little misstep. Let's just hope it won't happen again.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

2009-11-25T09:52:00.000-08:00

Happy almost turkey day everyone!

Okay, now for more adventures in Olsen land! The Olsens are millionaires if not billionaires, with many empires. They have a clothes line, decor line, perfume line and probably a toothpaste line too.Mary-Kate and Ashley have very petite frames, and it is hard to find things that aren't to baggy ( As a petite person myself I know) the Olsen twins haven't figured out yet that less is more.What a lot of people are wondering ( Including myself) is why they dress like bag ladies who feed the pigeons in Central park , when in fact they can afford to buy Central Park and everything in it. Oh well, Mary-Kate and Ashley have their own style and it looks like they are sticking with it... Unfortunately.

Couture? Or Not.

2009-11-23T07:55:00.000-08:00

Is it Couture or is it a fashion disaster... that is the question.

I believe I have an answer to this question. It may have actually been on a runway before, but that doesn't mean it should be worn on a red carpet. Kim Kardashian took a risk wearing this dress, for it is hard for anyone besides a size nothing, to model a couture outfit and look good. What I find hilarious is the little pocket on the dress, one little accident and Pop! goes the boob for all the world to see. I'll give props to Kim though, I wouldn't even have tried on this dress, but she is out and around smiling, daring people to say something about her dress, she is either really brave or a hopeless fashion victim.

Now ladies remember, couture dresses are better left on the runway.

Paula Abdul.

2009-10-16T12:59:00.000-07:00

Paula Abdul at the 2009 American Music Awards nominations event... wow... words escape me at the moment... wow.

Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her taste in clothes, but this is going too far, even for her. Perhaps Paula thought Halloween was coming up this week and decided to go ahead and wear her costume. I'm just not sure what she is supposed to be... and it makes me wonder if she even knows what she is going as. A pimped out taxi driver maybe, or a spruced up flight attendant? I have absolutely no clue and it makes me wonder, don't these celebs pay stylist to help them? Well, I still like Paula... though she is um... flighty. I will miss her on AI though, it won't be the same without Paula.

Victoria Raoul.

2009-09-29T14:12:00.000-07:00

WORST EMMY DRESS EVER!

I have no problem with President Obama and had I been old enough, I would have voted for him, but Victoria Rawl has gone to far and I can't really see her coming back to a straight path after this. Fine, she loves the President, millions of people do, but do you see us wearing Obama dresses? No, but if we do show our love for our President with tasteful t- shirts or pins, not a dress with his face all over it. This may have be the worst Emmy dresses of all times. What do you say?

Cate Blanchett.

2009-09-19T11:28:00.000-07:00

Grandma's throw blanket! Oh my gosh I haven't seen it in ages... wait a second how did Cate Blanchett manage to get my Grandma's blanket and why is she wearing it to Screen World's exhibition in Melbourne... personally I think it looked better on the couch.

Oh Cate, Cate, Cate. What were you thinking and (I mean this in the most respectful way) what were you smoking? Now I can how someone slightly... um stoned would definitely think this dress totally groovy. What I find hilarious is the fur around the hem, sleeve and the top of the dress. It's like the designer was like... hmm, how can I possibly make this dress even worse... WE NEED FUR! Honestly I didn't expect this from you Cate. Yes, my Grandma has made me blankets in the past and I treasure them with all my heart, but I don't wear them out as a dress. Next time time try a pillowcase. Better luck next time Cate.

Victoria Beckham.

2009-09-12T12:15:00.000-07:00

At the Borgdorf's Fashion's Night Out, Victoria Beckham, arrived looking like every snakes dream in this little number paired with black thigh high boots, for which PETA, will definitely crucify Posh for later.

Now, I don't have anything against Ms. Beckham, but what the heck was she thinking? The dress ( though it barely passes for one) looks like some sort of rare boa constrictor attached itself to Ms. Backham and squeezed poor Posh till she actually had some cleavage, and I swear that those are the boots that Julia Roberts wore in the ultimate chick flick, Pretty Woman. Come on Posh, we know you can do so much better than this. Well, at least this is only the first time she has been on here, though I am very sure it won't be the last.

Tilda Swinton Revisited... Again.

2009-09-10T12:52:00.000-07:00

Ah, the Venice Film Festival, filled with beautiful stars wearing gorgeous outfits that make us drool with envy... Unless it's our favorite wacky red carpet woman, Tilda Swinton, then we try to look at her ensemble without cringing.

I really can't say I'm surprised by this alienesque ensemble worn by Ms. Tilda Swinton. In fact I'd be more surprised if she wasn't wearing something exceedingly... different, let's say. I think we might as well keep Ms. Swinton off our list of Oh no she didn't s! since she has already appeared on this site numerous times. I can't even say I like her shoes, since they make her look like she should be eating her oats while trotting in place. Sorry Tilda, but maybe one day (maybe) you will show up looking like a gorgeous swan and not a extraterrestrial and make us eat every one of our words.

Sandra Bullock.

2009-08-28T12:28:00.001-07:00

What? I'm sorry but I cannot even think of anything to say about this dress but... WHAT? Sandra... WHAT?

At the Premiere of Sandra's newest flick, All About Steve, I can't help but think that maybe just maybe... she had been drinking a little bit prior to the premiere. I adore Sandra and have watched Miss Congeniality so many times that I can recite the whole movie by heart, after saying these compliments, I feel it is okay to... critique Ms. Jesse James's ensemble. It looks like she just wrapped a red curtain around herself then remembered, oh yeah I could get arrested if I wear something so short, so Sandra quickly threw on a black curtain and walked onto the red carpet without realizing that her bra was showing. Since Sandra is one of my favorite actresses, I will refrain from dissing her shoes... mostly because they speak for themselves.

Jennifer Esposito.

2009-08-26T09:34:00.000-07:00

At the Inglorious Basterds Premiere in the Big Apple, a pirate (unfortunately it was not Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp) descended amongst the celebrity arrivals. Now we all know Jennifer Esposito for her character on Samantha Who? but who knew Jennifer also sailed the seven seas and blunders ships, in-between takes?

Okay, there is one huge fashion faux pas that I want to clear up. Big puffy shirts are only to be worn if (a) you are a pirate (Like Ms. Espostio) or (b) if you are Jerry Seinfeld. I really don't see why she would wear her purse draped across her like this, it makes her chest look even flatter than her shirt does, which is exactly want we don't want to do girls. I do actually like her skirt and shoes, but I have to say that her hair, though meant to be sexily disheveled hair, just looks she got into a bit of a fight before walking the carpet. oh well,better luck next time walking the plank... I mean carpet...Matey.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

2009-08-22T19:37:00.000-07:00

At the 2003 Golden Globe Awards, Lara Flynn Boyle decided she wanted to wear something different, something girly and frilly so, she popped open her old toy box full of dress up clothes and found this gem of an outfit... a ballerina costume YAY!

Why do grown women wear costumes on days other than Halloween and what is this obsession with wearing clothes seen on toddlers.
Between Lara Flynn Boyle with this costume, and Lil Mama wearing a bonnet and pacifier, I am so confused and Lara's emaciated figure does nothing for her except spread rumors of anorexia. Unless you are an actual ballerina, toddler, (and in some cases) drunk, there is absolutely no excuse for being seen with a tutu on your person. Oh Lara, I bet Jack didn't approve of this ''ensemble''.Was this a hit or a Oh no she didn't! Ladies and gentlemen? My answer is definitely the latter. Sorry Lara.

Diane Kruger Revisited.

2009-08-15T07:13:00.000-07:00

The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching three by three, Diane Kruger is there to climb the tree...

At the Inglourious Basterds premiere, Diane Kruger showed up wearing a colony of ants and PETA was there and... things got out of hand quickly. Now Diane what were you thinking wearing this? I really would like to know what she was thinking when she looked in the mirror and saw herself. If she was going for the ant look, she pulled it off with flying colors. Now, if she was trying for that, I'm going to wear something different and start a new trend look... Let's just say that she failed horribly and should not try it again. Sorry Diane but the ant look just doesn't appeal to some people.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

2009-08-02T15:32:00.000-07:00

My fellow Americans,

During this economic crisis, it is crucial to save every penny and to find simple ways to save money. We need to follow the rules, people years ago followed to conserve money. For an example... At the 2001 Grammy's Toni Braxton wore a sheet. After cutting off... oh about 80% of the fabric, she had herself a Grammy dress! Now ladies, we need to follow Ms. Braxton and wear our sheets, or table napkins, instead of splurging on a dress from a boring department store. Go ahead Toni! You're rocking that sheet!

Do you remember this dress? I do, though I was but a small fashionista at the time. This 'dress' was and still remains one of the most controversial dresses in history. What was Toni really thinking with this dress? Did she want to steal some of Jlo's thunder? Did she think she would sell more albums by wearing this? Well, if she wanted more publicity, she certainly achieved her goal. So was this dress a hit or a total miss? You decide.

Mad Woman!

2009-07-29T14:50:00.000-07:00

At an AMC cocktail reception, Mad Men actress, January Jones, decided to bring a gift. January was not only gracious enough to bring one gift, but also brought two gifts! Isn't she the sweetest?

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh and... oh my gosh. Those were the only words I could utter when I saw this outfit. What in the world was January thinking? This whole outfit (and the hair) needs to be thrown into the desert and buried with sand, so we wouldn't ever have to see it again. Would someone please tell me what makes a woman decide to wear not only a sheer dress (and an unflattering one at that) topped off with a strapless bra and boob bows??? This whole outfit is totally beyond me, so if anyone knows why Ms. Jones wore this (and I use this word lightly) ensemble, please kindly tell me and I will be forever in your debt.

Rosamund Pike.

2009-07-22T07:00:00.001-07:00

Well, my vacation is officially over now my dear followers, and it is time for some more truly heinous acts of fashion. Enjoy!

Rosamund Pike is a gorgeous British actress, whose acting skills are crazy good. Ms. Pike's next role will be in the remake of the classic movie... The Fiddler on the Roof! The thing is, nobody told her that the fiddler was originally played by a man.

This outfit is so frumpy and...weird, I don't know where to begin. I don't understand what statement Rosamund is trying to project to us by wearing this outfit, maybe she's trying to tell us it's Hammertime, or she's just trying to make us jealous because her skirt doubles as a picnic blanket. Well, I'll you this Rosamund, plaid is not really worn a lot unless you are... (A) a lumberjack or (B) a blanket, and plaid is not for wearing to events, even though some Celebs are prone to do so. Oh well, we still like you Rosamund. Better luck next time.

Chloe Sevigny.

2009-07-15T06:39:00.000-07:00

In 1992 Michelle Pfeiffer had her turn as Catwoman, and in 2004 so did Halle Berry. Now there is a new Catwoman on the prowl...everyone meet Chloe Sevigny aka... Catwoman

Why are celebs wearing jumpsuits all of a sudden? Unless you are under the age of five or you are incarcerated in prison, you have no reason to wear a jumpsuit. Chloe has always had um...different taste in clothes but this is going too far... even for her. Not only is this jumpsuit unflattering to Chloe's frame but a cow had to die just to make this hideous outfit and for this crime I am terribly upset with Chloe. I mean if your going to kill animals to make your clothes, at least make sure your clothes are going to be chic. This is a huge NO! Chloe. Here's some advice though Chloe, stay away from PETA members, they would have a field day with you.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

2009-07-12T06:51:00.000-07:00

Everybody who was alive at the time, remembered when Halle Berry stepped onto the red carpet at the 2002 Academy Awards, wearing a burgundy, floral embroidered dress from Elie Saab. We were shocked and in awe of Ms. Berry, saying 'I can't believe this dress' and wondering who it was from. Halle surprised us that night and still surprises us.

This dress did make headlines but not for the reasons that you think. This dress made headlines because of it's beauty and; how stunning it looked on Halle. From the top of her head to the sole of her feet, Halle radiated beauty and when she won her Oscar we were all cheering for her. This is the image you keep in your head when you get dressed in the morning. Halle's short locks added the finishing touch on this divine gown. I adored this dress when I first saw it and I still adore it to this day. This is how you do elegant but sexy, ladies watch and learn.

Khloe Kardashian.

2009-07-10T10:10:00.000-07:00

Khloe Kardashian was a huge Michael Jackson fan, so...In honor of Michael Jackson she chose to wear a dress commemorating one of his biggest songs...Black or White!

I don't understand why dresses that are two different colors are considered cute. Hopefully Khloe can explain to me why it is so appealing to wear a dress that is multi colored. Was it Khloe's intent to look like the yin yang sign? I don't know. The way this dress is cut on Ms. Kardashian's body, makes her look awkward and, I'm sorry but I can't even say I like her shoes. To me those shoes look like those gloves that you see some homeless people wearing, with their fingers all out and everything. Sorry Khloe but this a big...Oh no she didn't!

Sophie Okonedo.

2009-07-07T13:48:00.000-07:00

Calling all citizens, calling all citizens. This morning a patient escaped from our hospital. The patient is described as extremely beautiful, wearing pearls and shoes like Dorothy's from the Wizard of Oz. If you see this patient please call us. Thank You.

Sophie Okonedo gave a stellar performance (and in my opinion, an Oscar winning one) in the book turned movie, The Secret Life of Bees. The problem is Sophie should have only worn this outfit secretly in the comfort of her own home. Come on Sophie, we all know you can do better so why would you willingly wear something that makes you look like you escaped from a hospital? Is it just me or is that Hollywood's best actors don't really know how to dress sometimes? Next time Sophie save more time so you won't have to show up in your nightgown.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

2009-07-05T06:04:00.000-07:00

''Sunny day, sweeping Christina away. On my way to where the stars are at the VMA's! Can you tell me how to get...okay I'm pretty sure you get my point.

At the 2003 Video Music Awards, Christina Aguilera chose to show off her love of children's television shows, by wearing one of the most beloved characters...Big Bird. Christina Aguilera is one of the greatest singers to ever walk this planet. It's amazing how someone this small can command attention with a voice so powerful it will bring you to your knees. Now, why would this same person, deck themselves out in Big Bird's feathers, and pile their hair on top of their head so they look like a pineapple. Actually Christina kind of looks like she was prepared to go without clothes, but when she stepped out of her limo, a sea anemone attached itself to her. Sea creatures belong in the ocean Christina, and are not to be worn to the VMA's.

Ashlee Simpson- Wentz

2009-07-01T07:34:00.000-07:00

When in a fashion pinch, you can use household items to put the finishing touches on your outfit. For example, Ashlee Simpson didn't have a skirt to pair with her leather bustier, so she opened her cabinets and found hefty bags. Now, you simply cut out the bottom of the hefty bag, step into it and cinch the bag in at your waist with the built in strings. Genius! Now, if you would like to own this skirt, simply go to your everyday grocery store and purchase trash bags.

I am getting so tired of this "woe is me'' look celebs are sporting these days. If your that miserable do something about it, eat chocolate, do something! To make this complete, they always wear dark eye shadow and outfits that gives them that, I just finished rummaging in my neighbor's trash can, look. Ashlee isn't as bad as some celebs, she smiles...sometimes. Now Ashlee I do like you, but I'm really disappointed in this outfit but, I have to say Ashlee, I'm kind of digging your shoes.

Cassie the Fisherman.

2009-06-29T09:47:00.000-07:00

What in the world was R&B singer Cassie thinking, arriving to the 2009 BET Awards, wearing this... this monstrosity! The good news is that after the show when everyone became hungry, Cassie whipped off her dress and caught a whole school of fish for everyone to eat. Hmm, sushi.

Seriously Cassie, trying to be ''hard'', really isn't a good look for you. Between the half shaved head and this dress, I'm just waiting for the straitjacket to appear. What I really don't get are those boots, was she expecting rain and put on her handy dandy...galoshes! Alot of people are saying that Cassie is trying to compete against Rhianna. Well, if that rumor is true then Rhianna has won. Sorry Cassie but, you've lost this battle.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

2009-06-27T13:37:00.000-07:00

No actual swans were hurt or used in the making of this oh no she didn't. Please proceed with caution.

Bjork: hey, know what would be cool? If I wore...like a bird...with it's head...placed on one of my girls! This is gonna be the best Oscars ever!!!!!!!!

I think I can safely say that we all remember when Bjork wore this dress to the 2001 Academy Awards. We did a collective gasp when Bjork stepped onto the red carpet wearing...a swan (sigh). I just don't understand how a friend, her stylist, heck anyone who loved her, let her wear this. Everybody in the fashion industry talked about this dress (people outside the fashion industry too) for days, for weeks on end. After the dress had served it's purpose (getting attention for Bjork) she carefully removed the swan and placed it back in the pond where he spent the rest of his days in peace.

Michael Jackson: King of Pop and Style Icon.

2009-06-25T18:15:00.000-07:00

On Thursday June, 25 2009, America lost one of the greatest musical icons in history. Michael Jackson.

Born Michael Joseph Jackson on August 29, 1958 to Joseph and Katherine Jackson in Gary, Indiana, Michael was the seventh child of nine children. Michael first started singing and dancing at 5 years of age for classmates one day. Michael's professional music career debuted when he was 11, performing with his brothers who were known as the Jackson 5. Michael and his brothers suffered through their father's physically and verbally bouts of rage off stage but sang and danced their way to the top of the charts on stage.

In 1971 Michael began his solo career though he was still a part of the Jackson 5 group. In 1978 Michael starred as Scarecrow in the film musical The Wiz where he met Quincy Jones, who agreed to produce Michael's solo album Off the Wall. It was the first album to generate four US top 10 hits, including the chart-topping singles "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough" and "Rock With You''. Off the Wall reached number three on the Billboard 200 and has since been certified for 7 million shipments in the US and eventually sold over 20 million copies worldwide. In 1980, Jackson won three awards at the American Music Awards for his solo efforts: Favorite Soul/R&B Album, Favorite Male Soul/R&B Artist and Favorite Soul/R&B Single for "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough". That year, he also won Billboard Music Awards for Top Black Artist and Top Black Album and a Grammy Award for Best Male R&B Vocal Performance for 'Don't Stop Till You Get Enough'.

Michael's next album Thriller, would be the album to break all records and to be held as

possibly the greatest album ever created. Thriller remained in the top 10 of the billboard 200 for 80 consecutive weeks, 37 at the peak. Michael's album Thriller, sold upwards of 109 million copies, making it the best sold album of all time. Thriller was and still is a very important part of music around the world. Michael's music influenced us, and still influences us today. Michael also changed the way we danced. With moves like the 'Moonwalk', the 'Robot' and the 'Lean' he single handily changed Hip Hop, R&B and Pop dancing into something incredible. Although Michael faced a lot of scrutiny for his looks and his legal troubles, Michael remains the greatest dancer and singer to ever grace this planet.

Michael's style was complex. Simply by pairing white socks with black shoes, he created a trend that is still popular. One of Michael's most famous outfits, was the red jumpsuit (seen in Thriller) Or the most famous, the glove. Now everyone imitated Michael by wearing just one glove (admit it you wore it too) Maybe you were influenced by some of his other more... eccentric outfits. Many thought Michael went to far by wearing pajama bottoms to a court meeting in 2005. Michael was Michael. If he wanted to wear a sequins jacket with matching pants that was his prerogative. Michael was the King Of Pop and a Style Icon and he will be forever missed.

Mariska Hargitay

2009-06-25T08:45:00.001-07:00

At the White House Correspondents Dinner we all knew that President Obama was a gift from God, since he so graciously sent down one beautiful snowflake to bless us with. Aah, so lovely.

Mariska Hargitay is definitely one of the most glamorous women alive, her acting skills are amazing and most importantly, she's a Mom. I just can't understand why she wore this dress. If the feathers were gone maybe, just maybe she could have gotten away with this dress but with them... it just looks like she was involved in a pillow fight and sadly, lost. I do like this off the shoulder style on Mariska though, and her hair and makeup are beautiful. Better luck next time Mariska we are all waiting.

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines.

2009-06-21T06:12:00.000-07:00

Besides selling albums that go platinum, Lil Kim is also known for her um...different approach to fashion. Let me think of an example... Oh I know, Lil Kim is like the only person who showed up to the 1999 MTV Music Awards with just a pastie covering one of her breasts.

Well, I believe I can safely say we all remembered this outfit (maybe that was the idea) with it's side breast baring split, this already shocking outfit was made even more so with the pasties. Who else but Lil Kim would wear pasties as a um...shirt? This outfit graced a couple of headlines ,but we were all surprised when she arrived wearing it, but seriously it was Lil Kim. What did we expect? Well, at least it was better than the outfit she wore to the 2001 MTV Music Awards. Back to the drawing board Kim!

Serena Williams

2009-06-20T06:51:00.000-07:00

Serena Williams is perhaps the best women's tennis player in the world (also one of the most highly payed players) So why is she dressed like a solid gold dancer?

Serena and her sister Venus have changed women's tennis, with their serves fast enough to set you on fire and their out of the box style on the court. When it comes to fashion though, Serena doesn't always hit the ball. Serena dear, what were you thinking when you put this on? It kind of looks like she just came from practice and just threw on some gaucho pants made out of brown sugar and a sports bra. Just please tell me Serena, that this ensemble is not from your fashion line Aneres. Please tell me!

KREATIV BLOGGER AWARD

2009-06-19T08:28:00.000-07:00

The Dangerous Pages author Sharazad, has graciously passed on this award to us and we
say thank you Sharazad for this honor.

This award is also a meme, but the rules are simple. If you accept it, you are supposed to list seven of your favorite things and nominate seven blogs that deserve this award.

Well, these are a few of my favorite things:

1. My Roca Wear jeans!
2. Cheese cake, lots and lots of cheese cake.
3. My new pair of kicks. Blue and white True Flight Jordans with a touch of yellow.
4. My baby blanket my grandma quilted for me when i was little.
5. My mp3 player which is filled with music from all genres.
6.My laptop definitely. I don't know what I would do without my laptop.
7. My blog, which I really love and I think it is turning out to be really good.

And so now, I must pass this on. In my search for creativity, I chose people that show a way with words- whose blog posts are well-written and cleverly worded.I nominate the following bloggers:

1. MJPatrick of funny page
2.Paradox of Paradoxical
3. DeSeRt RoSe of DeSeRt RoSe BoOkLoGuE
4. ...MY NAME IS ELENI AND I AM A BOOKAHOLIC... of FEMME READERS
5. Barneys Girl of I am Fashion
6. Steven of The Sneeze
7. Angela of The Bookshelf Muse

Ashley Olsen

2009-06-17T14:08:00.000-07:00

Sadly, even though they make millions (if not billions) the Olsen twins fashion sense, or lack there of, kind of makes us all wonder what they spend their money on.

At the CFDA Awards, Ashley Olson's dress wasn't as bad as her usual attire is, it just wasn't very exciting or beautiful. Ms. Olsen's dress was way too long for her petite figure and the top of the dress looks like a whole bunch of yellow jackets decided to land on her. You can do alot better Ashley. We are waiting for you to arrive in a gorgeous dress one day to blow us all away. In the mean time...at least we still have Halle Berry to observe.

Paula Abdul

2009-06-15T17:40:00.001-07:00

I was looking at the 2009 Grammy Award's show pictures and came across this jewel of a messed up outfit. Oh, Paula what have you done?

While Paula Abdul is not exactly known for her fashion sense, we all did a double take when she arrived at the Grammys looking like a canary terminator. Paula's big hair and futuristic ensemble are a gigantic NO! Paula is one of those women that no matter what, you can be sure she will show up wearing something so out the box, it's a circle. All I can ask is... Why?

Controversial Dresses That Made Headlines

2009-06-14T09:09:00.000-07:00

This was the dress that started controversy everywhere, at the 42ND Annual Grammy Awards.

This palm print sheer silk chiffon dress from Donatella Versace, turned everybody's head when Miss Lopez arrived with then boyfriend Diddy (or was he Puffy then?). The dress, while covering the most important lady parts, was one of the most revealing, controversial dresses in the history of the Grammy's. Some loved JLo's dress and were green with envy, others...not so much. The point is the dress had you talking about JLo, which pretty much put her on the map. So did you love this dress or hate it?

Kelly Osbourne

2009-06-11T17:28:00.000-07:00

At the Terminator Salvation Premiere, a ghost like figure claiming to be Kelly Osbourne arrived wearing an aluminum siding dress while sporting a Billy Joel hairdo. Scary huh?

Oh Kelly, Kelly ,Kelly. Why do we continually believe Ms. Osbourne has finally gotten all her styling issues resolved, when we know out of the blue, she will come looking like Casper. I will say that I do love those peep toe pumps though. Alas, we can't all be perfect.

Vanessa Williams

2009-06-10T07:30:00.000-07:00

While promoting her new album 'The Real Thing', Vanessa Williams wore a jumpsuit designed to make Catwoman squeal with jealousy. Eat your heart out Catwoman.

I'm a huge fan of Vanessa Williams,and I absolutely adored her in A Diva's Christmas Carol, but in this 80's inspired
jumpsuit I don't. Vanessa seriously, a trash bag jumpsuit paired with big purple hair, is not exactly what I would wear to promote my new album. We really do expect more from you Vanessa, I mean what would Wilhelmina say about this ensemble? I rest my case.

Band Aidlicious

2009-06-04T07:58:00.000-07:00

Fergie (or the Duchess) isn't so Fergalicious in this band aid inspired dress and uber straight hair.

Now I love Fergie's out of the box music and clothes but other times (like this one) I'm thinking Oh no she didn't! This electric blue...dress? is so wrong on all accounts. What makes the dress even worse is the black fabric peeking out at you underneath the bandages. Come on Fergie, this is so not delicious. Cute shoes though.

There's Something About Cameron

2009-06-03T07:35:00.000-07:00

At the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, authorities arrived and charged Cameron Diaz for poaching. Doesn't Cameron know that it's illegal to hunt Muppet's and make shoes out of them?

Cameron Diaz's fashion sense has gotten lost in translation somewhere along the way. Consequently she has been seen wearing outfits entirely too young for her and not very flattering for Cameron's modelesque form. Cam's hair just looks so flat and unkempt, everbody's like, where's her stylist when she needs him? Hopefully for the next red carpet event Cam will be looking like her regular self, with a stunning ensemble.

Bryce Dallas Howard

2009-05-30T05:57:00.000-07:00

If you are in a pinch and have nothing to wear to promote your new movie, follow Bryce Dallas Howard's example and wear roman curtains. Just tell everybody you were going for that Grecian goddess look. They'll eat it up!

This dress is so awkward on Bryce's form, (not to mention her posture) the dress just hangs on her body, not conforming to her um... curves, which makes her look so emaciated I just want to give her a cookie. Also since Ms. Howard has naturally pale skin a nude color is not exactly a great choice for her.

Hasta la vista Bryce and I hope next time, your dress choice will be better suited to you.

Oh Kerry Why?

2009-05-27T18:41:00.000-07:00

Kerry Washington is one of the best actresses in Hollywood these days, but when it comes to fashion sometimes she's just plain lost.

Ms. Washington is always gorgeous but I wish her outfits were as exquisite as she is. An aluminium foil dress isn't exactly what's in style but on the plus side she stayed nice and fresh through out the whole evening. On the down side Kerry, aluminum foil was invented to keep food fresh not to wear on ones person to keep you fresh. While I don't really hate this dress, and it does have good bones, I really don't think aluminum foil water wings are appropriate at any event except pool parties. Sorry Kerry, next time try saran wrap, I hear it works better.

Oh say can you see... Meryl Streep?

2009-05-25T11:42:00.000-07:00

Who needs Uncle Sam when we have our very own Meryl Streep, who already has the right outfit and everything , for the job. Meryl Streep wants you!

I adore Meryl Streep and I am also very proud to be proud to be an American, but I'm not sure I would wear this dress, though the dress is a tribute to our beautiful America. I know a lot of people didn't like this dress and thought Ms. Streep should have just worn a USA pin or something, but I'm kind of torn on it. Is it tres cute or a No She Didn't? You be the judge.

Diane Kruger

2009-05-24T08:09:00.000-07:00

At the New Yorkers for Children event Diane Kruger was viciously attacked by an emu. A fight ensued and as you can see the emu won.

Diane Kruger is gorgeous, so why would she wear an outfit that does not highlight her svelte form. Diane's dress really isn't that bad, it's just not that good either. Why wear big fluffy feathers when you are not Big Bird? Someone needs to tell Diane how to get to Sesame Street so she can change her outfit. I do love this lavender color on her though and I have to give her props on those cute pumps.

Sharon Stone

2009-05-21T14:43:00.000-07:00

At the Mandela Day awareness event in Beverly Hills, Sharon Stone wore a whole bunch of licorice candy necklaces made by little kids. The funny thing is this dress started out as a floor length dress but Sharon got so hungry she kept eating the candy so...now it's a mini!

Oh, Sharon why did you wear this? What I really don't understand are the shoes Ms. Stone wore. Why is there tissue paper on them? I guess the shoes were too big so she added the tissue to make them fit better. Sharon dear, you should have ignored your instincts to wear this dress.

War of the Roses

2009-05-21T09:08:00.000-07:00

Ali Larter loves gardening and chose to show off her hobby by making a dress with some of her blooms on it.

My sister is an avid gardener too, but that doesn't mean she walks around looking like a flower bed. If Ali had chosen to wear the dress without the roses it might have been tres cute, but sadly she did not and we are stuck with this...Oh well at least she has cute shoes on...well sort of.

Elvis Has Left The Building.

2009-05-19T13:39:00.000-07:00

Elvis has left the building and Katy Perry has entered.

Katy Perry dons one ...um, different outfit, after another, ensuring that we know that she has her own sense of... style? I applaud Ms. Perry for not conforming to the usual Hollywood styles that everybody wears, but she's gone a little too far. I think she had a pretty white bathing suit and was like, you know what I can rock this, got out her bedazzler and went to town! Then she decided that beads weren't enough and said, ooh it would look even cooler with a cape! This is what Elvis Presley and Wonder Woman's child would look like if they had one. Katy back away from the bedazzler!

Watch Me Pull Madonna Out of My Hat!

2009-05-15T19:53:00.000-07:00

Madonna's whole career has been about shocking people and she definitely shocked us when she arrived at the Muse Costume Gala looking like a deranged rabbit.

Seriously Madonna did you get dressed in the dark? I know it's a costume party but, would anybody else wear this hideous costume? I think not. Between the dress that looks like a cat got a little too close to it, paired with the thigh high catwoman boots, this outfit screams- I'm ready for my straitjacket!

Come Fly With Me

2009-05-05T17:12:00.000-07:00

Dita Von Teese has chosen to embark on a new career as a airline stewardess. Come fly with Dita!

This outfit is just...weird. From the Mr.Potato hat to the 80's inspired top, this outfit is in a no wear zone. Ms. Von Teese's parachute shorts would make M.C Hammer proud don't you think?

Also, why didn't anybody tell Dita that she had a giant roach on her?

Let The Force Be With Mischa

2009-05-04T15:51:00.000-07:00

The force wasn't with Mischa Barton when she chose to wear this dress to the BAFTA television awards. Reminiscent of some of the outfits in the Star Wars movies, this dress (to our great astonishment) makes Mischa look even more Skeletor like. Paired with Mr. T's necklaces just makes a bad outfit even worse. While I love bangs cut straight across, this hairstyle just ages Ms. Barton and kind of makes her look like an Afghan hound. Sorry Mischa.

Oh and what's with the outfit the woman in the background is wearing?

Not So Fierce

2009-04-29T18:21:00.000-07:00

Beyonce, is one of the most beautiful stars yet she continually wears oufits that are so unflattering on her frame. Why keep the front of your dress short and the back long B? It looks like she couldn't decide between a mini or floor length gown so decided what the heck, I'll wear both. Also B, if the girls are touching your chin your dress is probably way too tight. This must be another design from the house of Dereon. B, lovely though it is that you love your Mom enough to be her fashion guinea pig just say NO!

Gossip Girl Goes Orange.

2009-04-26T15:42:00.000-07:00

I remember when I was a little girl and I first saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I loved watching the oompa loompas, and couldn't wait for them to sing the 'oompa loompa' song. Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester, must have loved it too (a little too much it looks like) since she decided to dress like one at the Chloe boutique opening in L.A.

Girls, yes there's nothing like a beautiful tan, but spraying yourself oompa loompa orange is a big fashion NO! By the way Leighton, what's with the Pocahontas-esque shoes?

Messing Up Big Time!

2009-04-26T11:47:00.001-07:00

Debra Messing is extemely earth conscious. For example Debra had an old couch she needed to dispose of and decided to make herself a dress from it. Is that fab or what!

Though Debra looks smashing wearing this rich caramel color, against her pearly white skin and auburn hair, it takes a sharp turn to WRONG! with the leather material. The dress looks slightly to big for Debra and, the belt is suppose to cinch the waist but it just makes the dress look even more awkward. The dress could be shorter also, and that would have helped. The shoes are... okay. Not your best Deb.

Taylor Momsen!

2009-04-22T21:25:00.000-07:00

Someone needs to tell Taylor Momsen that looking like a 40 year old woman from a trailer park is not a good look for a 15 year old.

Did her Mom actually let her out of the house wearing this? It looks like she's wearing a trash bag and a piece of bubble gum she was chewing and decided to wear it instead. She makes thousands, if not millions, yet she continuously has that, my dog died look on her face. Give me her money and I can assure you I wouldn't be wearing a piece of bubble gum!

Penguin In The City?

2009-04-22T15:02:00.000-07:00

In other news today, a penguin was spotted wearing bright pink pumps and pearls, at the movie premiere of Mary Stuart. The penguin was later spotted... what's that? Oh dear, that's Sarah Jessica Parker?

Sara, Sara, Sara, why did you wear this...ensemble?While Sarah's shirt really isn't that bad, why did she have to pair it with yoga pants, pumps and a tuxedo jacket. She must have been leaving and decided she needed a jacket and just threw one of her hubby's jackets over her ensemble. Why Oh Why Sara?

Anonymous

2009-04-08T17:40:00.000-07:00

For obvious reasons we are witholding the identity of the person ( below).We will just call her PA.

This outfit, from the chain belt to the mesh gloves is so wrong on all levels. Just because it was The Kid's Choice Awards, does not mean, PA that you should go all emo on us.PA decided to make her outfit even better!( sigh) by putting on like ten different t-shirts. What was she thinking?

Can you guess who the culprit is?

Warning!

2009-04-04T14:02:00.000-07:00

Caution! looking directly at this picture, may result in nearsightedness and constant craving for attention.

Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin, moved even further down the alphabet while shopping on Robertson Boulevard, looking like a constipated Pocahontas and a walking bottle of Pepto Bismol. Please someone give Paris a Big Mac and tell Kathy to get rid of her paper mache dress.

2009-03-16T17:18:00.000-07:00

Shocking!

Vanessa Hudgens, in a short dress, with long exstentions. Oh my God that's so different for her!

Vanessa continually wears short dresses with the Morticia- esque hair. This little jumper looks like someone had a little to much to drink and lost their lunch. Vanessa dear, hear is some advice, get rid of all your little jumpers and do something different with your hair. I'm sure Zach will be very happy.

Dita No!

2009-03-13T10:37:00.000-07:00

Oh my God, I got a Dita Von Teese doll!

Ms. Von Teese looks like a christmas present gone bad. Dita's berry pink pumps are tres cute, this yellow dress is a big NO! it makes Dita look even paler if possible, and you can't discern any of her figure. Maybe she thinks she's the gift to the world? If so you don't have to give me anything!

The Dangerous Pages Review: Top Ten Trippiest Books#comments

2009-03-13T09:29:00.000-07:00

The Dangerous Pages Review: Top Ten Trippiest Books#comments

Cate Gets Spanked

2009-03-12T20:37:00.000-07:00

Oh No!

While Cate Blanchett is one of the most elegant stars, this ensemble is everything but elegant.

Cate has commited a big fashion NO! While her dress isn't that bad, her spanks peeking at us from beneath her dress captures our attention more than her dress does. While we still love Cate, this is a fashion travesty.

Toucan Tilda

2009-03-12T13:18:00.000-07:00

Oh, No she didn't.

Why did Tilda Swinton wake up this morning and decide to pay homage to Toucan Sam?

This dress is all wrong. From the nude shoes to the slicked back hair. I cannot fathom how anybody who really loves her, let her come out the house looking like rainbow bright. Tilda may be a wonderful actress, but when it comes to fashion sense she is completey clueless.