Thursday, November 4, 2010

Janet Jackson.

Janet Jackson wearing a Haider Ackermann pantsuit at the premiere of Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls, in New York. Well, this a good example of someone who couldn't make up their mind of what they wanted to wear, a skirt or a pair of pants?

Oh Janet (Ms. Jackson if your nasty) why did you mess up a perfectly good pantsuit with this black chiffon train? I really did like this outfit and this pop of red on the shirt wass very cute and feminine but the skirt makes this outfit a Oh No She Didn't! I also like Janet's knew short hairdo, very cute, just please lose the skirt!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Jessica Biel.

Jessica Biel arriving on the red carpet, wearing Oscar De La Renta at the Glamour Reel Moments, where she made her directorial debut. Hmm... Interesting ensemble.

Well, this dress worn by Ms. Biel could have been a very pretty, maybe even gorgeous dress if it wasn't for the see through bodice. I mean, come on when was a transparent top ever a hit on a red carpet Jessica? The bottom of the dress isn't all that bad and it is nicely fitted to Ms. Biel's svelte form but it's just to lacy and too reminiscent of Grandma's fancy tablecloth for holidays gatherings. This dress definitely had the potential to be very pretty but instead this dress has definitely fallen flat. Sorry Jess.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Jada Pinkett- Smith and Willow Smith.

Woooowwww... I don't... know what to say... I just... well... okay sure...

Jada and daughter Willow, must be battling to see which one wins the most outrageous outfit award, that is the only reason I can imagine (besides a lost bet) why they wear such ridiculous clothing. I do think that Jada definitely won this round though (Sorry Willow) Jada looks like a mixture of Indiana Jones and Captain Hook, and with those little shorts, a Solid Gold Dancer. Willow doesn't look that bad, it's just not what I think a 9 year old would wear, well the animal print jacket anyway... I wonder what PETA has to say about Willow's jacket??

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Jennifer Lopez.

How can you tell that the recession is not in fact over but is in fact ongoing? Look at Jennifer Lopez, sadly she has had to resort to exchanging her Louboutins and other designer duds, for a trashman's uniform. When will these tough times be over!

Newest American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez, has daring, innovative taste in fashion. There is no in-between with Ms. Lopez, she is either totally put together and chic or unhinged and a total fashion disaster. The outfit seen to the right of your screen is definitely the latter. Come on Jenny from the block, you know you've seen garbage men wearing this outfit (or perhaps one of your children) Jennifer we will definitely be watching to see which personality you will be nest time,let's just hope it's the chic personality that will emerge...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Tori Spelling.

Tori Spelling arriving to her children's book signing in NYC. I have to say Tori, it was a great idea to wear a costume resembling the Tin Man's from the classic movie, Wizard of Oz , kids go ape sh- Uh, what's that it wasn't meant to inspire thoughts of the Tin Man... Oh well, ''We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...

Oh please Mr. Wizard, grant Tori Spelling with fashion wisdom. What the heck is going on with this outfit, really Tori? Really? The leggings and boots are so- so but the top is what makes this outfit a Oh No She Didn't! Lace with some sort of vinyl like material... yeah that sounds like a good combination.Not! In closing I would like to advise Tori to begin consuming cookies and cakes in the near future. (you'll love them Tori)

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Mischa Barton.

Mischa Barton at the Oscar Generale's showroom in Los Angeles, California. Oh, boy I'm going to have fun with this one!

Mischa Barton has slowly been sliding downhill in the world of fashion. There was a time when Mischa would wear cute, even beautiful ensembles, but that is certainly not the case anymore. How many people own the movie The Nutcracker, starring Macaulay Culkin? Well, I am one of them, as I kid it was a family tradition to watch that movie around Christmas time. This outfit, not unlike the ones in the movie, reminds me of Christmas time only not in a good way, none of the people in the movie looked like Skeletor with a bad dye job. What makes me laugh in pity though is the shoes that she paired with this dress. Possibly the worst Oh No She Didn't! we've had on this blog... what do you think?

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Taylor Momsen.

Taylor Momsen at the Radio One Maida Vale Studios in London, England. No way would I be allowed out of the house in this getup and I'm 17 also.

Wow. This is just ridiculous, I can understand individuality and a yearning to be different but Taylor Momsen must be stopped! What in the world is wrong with this girl? I'm thinking she really needs a psychiatric evaluation, I mean was someone mean to her in life, what in the world has prompted this girl to dress like a hooker? The raccoon eyes, the long extensions, everything is wrong with this outfit. One day she will look back at this and think WHY!! WHY did I dress like that! (At least I hope she will) Taylor, please stop dressing like this, it's not cute and it's not dressing like an individual, anyone can go downtown and see someone dressed like this... I can't think of another person who deserves this Oh No She Didn't more than Taylor Momsen.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Shenae Grimes.

Shenae Grimes at the Nylon and Express Denim Issue Party.

I can understand wanting to wear this animal print jacket (sort of) everyone wants to release their inner snake, tiger and any other animal but why did Ms. Grimes pair it with denim short shorts and a tube top??? The only redeeming quality in this outfit is the shoes and they aren't all that great. Seriously Shenae did you really think this was tres cute and that everyone would follow your example and pair a coat with shorts? I've seen this look before Shanea, unfortunately it was on a homeless man wandering around downtown Atlanta talking to imaginary beings...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Drew Barrymore.

Drew Barrymore wearing an Alexander McQueen dress at the premiere of her new movie Going the Distance. Unfortunately Drew didn't GO to her hairdresser before the premiere (sigh)

While this dress isn't really unflattering, it doesn't exactly highlight Ms. Barrymore's figure nor does the pasty white face with the dark lipstick or the two toned hair enhance Drew's pretty face. Drew looks more like an extra off of the Twilight Saga than a woman at the premiere of her movie. Seeing Drew like this I can't but help wondering one question... Is she team Edward or team Jacob... Alas one of life's mysteries...

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci wearing Givenchy at the Artist Is Present Exhibit in the Big Apple. Is it just me, or does it seem like Christina still believes she's playing the role of Wednesday in the Adam's Family movie?

Okay, this outfit is just plain ridiculous, I can't even compliment Ricci on her shoes. The first thing (or things) your eyes go to, are the under boobs which Christina has on display, while the bottom of the dress looks like tinsel that is meant for christmas trees. I just can't believe that Christina and her stylist looked at this dress and thought YES! This is the dress! Why do stylist get paid, if they let their clients leave their homes looking any kind of way? Here's some advice Christina (1) Fire you ''stylist'' (2) Lose this Wednesday Adam hair and makeup look you are sporting. Sigh. This is a sad day in the fashion world.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

Anne Hathaway in a shimmery strapless dress by Valentino. My favorite dress of the night.

With her porcelain skin and auburn hair, Anne Hathaway is quickly becoming one of Hollywood's elite fashion mavens. I love everything about this dress on Anne. The way it fits, the way it flows, the color (which everyone cannot pull off) against her skin and yet the dress's simplicity has captured my eye and is, in my opinion, one of the greatest dresses ever worn in Hollywood. What makes this dress extra special, is the way Anne glowed when she wore the dress. Anne's loose flowing locks were the perfect match for this dress. Sigh. Great Job Anne.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

Jennifer Lopez rocking a dress by Zuhair Murad. Cool.

Jennifer's dress is definitely an eye catcher but is that a good or bad thing? In this case I think it's good. This flowing strapless leaf- print gown is definitely one of the coolest dresses of the whole night. Now, I just wish Lopez hadn't worn her hair this way but in a much simpler bun or chignon, because her hair is very reminiscent of my Mom's Maltese and I can assure you that that is not a compliment. Sorry Elijah but come on dog, you need to be groomed more often...

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

Katy Perry wearing Lorraine Schwartz. I swear I had a baby blanket those exact colors... I used to hug it... vomit on it... I guess Katy wears her baby blanket out... Separation anxiety, how sad.

Okay, Ms. Perry would you like to explain to us why you are wearing this dress to the Met Costume Institute Gala? There is nothing wrong with wearing a costume to the event, as long as it is pretty, but I have to say Katy, this dress is neither pretty nor flattering on you. The necklace Katy is wearing looks like one I owned when I was but a little fashionista with a toy box full of play clothes and plastic high heels... I guess Katy is still in that stage and doesn't realize that dress up days are over. I'm sorry Katy but this is a definite 'Oh No She Didn't'.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

Kristen Stewart at the 2010 Met Costume Institute Gala wearing a Chanel dress.

Twilight actress Kristen Stewart has become notorious for slouchy posture, pouty looks and... her different taste in clothes. The top of the dress looks like a trash bag, while the bottom looks like saran wrap. Well, we know Kristen definitely stayed nice and fresh the whole night. I can only say one good thing about this outfit. It is very Eco- friendly because she can easily dispose of any rubish she might have found while walking the red carpet. I know Kristen isn't exactly known for her fashion sense but she can do way better than this trash bag... Hopefully.

Monday, May 10, 2010

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala.

Tina Fey wearing an Yves St. Laurent jumpsuit at the 2010 Met Costume Institute Gala. Wow.

Tina Fey's decision to wear a jumpsuit instead of a dress was daring, innovative and down right ugly. I love Ms. Fey's sense of humor but this is going a little too far. What I find funny is the little zipper down the front of the suit and the side pockets. This outfit makes Tina look like an Austin Powers reject, like she's saying eat your heart out Foxy Cleopatra! This would have been deemed groovy if we were still in the 70's but, we are not, so Tina it's time to move on.

Jessica Simpson.

What? This is really what Jessica Simpson wore to the Operation Smile Charity Gala? When I saw this dress, I stopped smiling... how ironic.

Jessica Simpson, seen here wearing a single-shouldered printed Carolina Herrera gown, was a fashion flop on the Operation Smile red carpet in New York City. Jessica's beautiful smile would have saved her from being a total fashion disaster but her fly-away hair make this a huge Oh No She Didn't! If the dress had been a beautiful rich solid color, Jessica might have been able to pull this look off. Unfortunately that was not the case and instead we had a dress composed of things found in a trash compactor. Oh Jessica, when will you get back to the Jessica Simpson who was a fashion maven that we all adored... oh well, I guess we better get used to this Jessica... She's been around for a while. Sigh.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman at the New York City Ballet's Spring Gala, was viciously attacked by a giant piece of tissue paperwhile walking the red carpet. Natalie valiantly fought him off but unfortunately the tissue got the best of poor Nat...

I cannot imagine looking at this dress and thinking, 'Wow, I have got to wear that on the red carpet,' I mean come on Nat, did you really like this dress or was it just a cry for attention? I can give props to Nat for those shoes, however this hop out of bed hair has got to be combed immediately! I love that she added the belt, as if she thought it would put the finishing touches on this dress. Sorry Ms. Portman but this is a big Oh No They Didn't! What do you think about Natalie's dress, my dear followers?

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Keira Knightly.

This dress... I can't decide what it most reminds me of, is it a bowl of some sugary cereal, is it a science project, a image of a galaxy printed on a dress, or maybe it was a plain black dress and Keira got a little carsick on the way to the Laurence Olivier Awards...
However, no matter what the dress reminds me of, I do know that Keira Knightly's dress and hair are a total disaster.

I still don't understand how celebrities with armies of stylist and friends and whoever else are close to them, still come out in things that look like my 3rd grade science project! I think even Keira knew this dress was funny if you go by the smirk on her face. I mean come on Keira we know you can do better than this so...please do next time okay?

Friday, March 12, 2010

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

Oscar Winner Sandra Bullock in Marchesa

First let me say congratulations to Sandra Bullock for her first ever Oscar win! I was praying for her to win and WIN she did! For her incredible performance in the Blockbuster hit movie The Blind Side. This is a definite HIT! Sandra's beaded gown was the prettiest gown on the red carpet and I will take on anybody who disagrees with me. From the top of her sleek head to the soles of her feet she radiated beauty and elegance, demure was the perfect word to describe Sandra on Oscar night. This was my favorite dress of the night. What did you think of Mrs. Jesse James Marchesa gown?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

Vera Farmiga in Marchesa.

Best Supporting Actress Nominee Vera Farmiga's dress is very hard for me to comment on. On one hand I am sort of loving the way this dress is different from the other dresses that were seen at the Oscars, and the color of the dress is simply stunning but on the other hand Vera kind of resembles a sea anemone, so it's hard for me to decide if the dress was a hit or a miss. What do you think?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

South African beauty Charlize Theron in Dior Haute Couture.

Hmm. Well... What can I say about this dress... It is definitely different from the other dresses worn on Oscar night. One thing about Oscar night is that there is always someone on the red carpet who stands out and not always in a good way.On Sunday night Charlize Theron definitely won the award for the most interesting dress. The color of the dress I liked and the shape of the dress but those strategically place rosettes really kill any love I might have felt for this gown. Charlize didn't even really have to wear makeup because in that gown it pretty much guaranteed no one would be looking at her beautiful face. This is a miss for me. So my dear followers, what did you think of Miss Charlize Theron's rosettes?

Monday, March 8, 2010

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

Now let us move on to Cameron Diaz in a gown by Oscar De La Renta.

I thought that Cameron never looked better than she did on Sunday night. Cameron's flowing gown, bright red lip and glamorous hair make this one of my favorite red carpet looks ever! I loved the dress on Cameron's svelte body, and I'm normally not a big fan of glitter but I really liked this dress and Cameron pulled this look off brilliantly. What I mean is a lot of women try to pull off old Hollywood glamour and fail miserable but some women can truly nail it and I believe Cameron Diaz did that and more. What do you think

2010 Academy Award's Hits and Misses.

The 2010 Academy Awards, filled with actors and actresses bursting with nervous energy as they anxiously waited to see if they where the one going home with the one man every actor and actress hopes to claim as their own... the Oscar.

As for the red carpet fashions, the main theme was glitter and old Hollywood glamour... unfortunately Star Trek alumni Zoe Saldana didn't receive that memo and chose to wear this multi- colored Givenchy gown. Now, some loved this dress and gushed over it while others hated it! I am one of the latter ones I admit. To me this dress looks like it would be of better use at a car wash and not something to be worn to one of the biggest nights in Hollywood. Come on it's the Oscars! You don't want to look like a Muppet reject at the Academy Awards. I will say that I do love the bodice of the gown and that Zoe's makeup is beautiful... I just can't love the rest of this dress. What I want to know is, my dear followers, what did you think of Zoe's gown?

Friday, January 29, 2010

Dita Von Teese.

They say that this woman is a bad mother... SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm only talkin' 'bout Dita.
Then we can dig it!

While in Paris for Fashion Week, Dita Von Teese's outfit is perfect for those late night jaunts when she has to fight Italian mobsters or just about anything that comes her way, for instance, if someone ''accidentally' spills something on Ms. Von Teese, the joke is on them because her outfit is stain resistant!. Seriously though, I haven't seen this much leather outside of a Shaft movie or another um ... profession where this outfit would be suitable. The problem with this outfit is that there is just too much leather, if Dita had chosen a nice linen or silk fabric to wear intstead of a cow this might have been a very chic outfit. I would say better luck next time, but I don't think that it would help Dita Von Teese.