Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bryce Dallas Howard

If you are in a pinch and have nothing to wear to promote your new movie, follow Bryce Dallas Howard's example and wear roman curtains. Just tell everybody you were going for that Grecian goddess look. They'll eat it up!

This dress is so awkward on Bryce's form, (not to mention her posture) the dress just hangs on her body, not conforming to her um... curves, which makes her look so emaciated I just want to give her a cookie. Also since Ms. Howard has naturally pale skin a nude color is not exactly a great choice for her.

Hasta la vista Bryce and I hope next time, your dress choice will be better suited to you.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Oh Kerry Why?

Kerry Washington is one of the best actresses in Hollywood these days, but when it comes to fashion sometimes she's just plain lost.

Ms. Washington is always gorgeous but I wish her outfits were as exquisite as she is. An aluminium foil dress isn't exactly what's in style but on the plus side she stayed nice and fresh through out the whole evening. On the down side Kerry, aluminum foil was invented to keep food fresh not to wear on ones person to keep you fresh. While I don't really hate this dress, and it does have good bones, I really don't think aluminum foil water wings are appropriate at any event except pool parties. Sorry Kerry, next time try saran wrap, I hear it works better.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Oh say can you see... Meryl Streep?

Who needs Uncle Sam when we have our very own Meryl Streep, who already has the right outfit and everything , for the job. Meryl Streep wants you!

I adore Meryl Streep and I am also very proud to be proud to be an American, but I'm not sure I would wear this dress, though the dress is a tribute to our beautiful America. I know a lot of people didn't like this dress and thought Ms. Streep should have just worn a USA pin or something, but I'm kind of torn on it. Is it tres cute or a No She Didn't? You be the judge.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Diane Kruger

At the New Yorkers for Children event Diane Kruger was viciously attacked by an emu. A fight ensued and as you can see the emu won.

Diane Kruger is gorgeous, so why would she wear an outfit that does not highlight her svelte form. Diane's dress really isn't that bad, it's just not that good either. Why wear big fluffy feathers when you are not Big Bird? Someone needs to tell Diane how to get to Sesame Street so she can change her outfit. I do love this lavender color on her though and I have to give her props on those cute pumps.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sharon Stone

At the Mandela Day awareness event in Beverly Hills, Sharon Stone wore a whole bunch of licorice candy necklaces made by little kids. The funny thing is this dress started out as a floor length dress but Sharon got so hungry she kept eating the candy it's a mini!

Oh, Sharon why did you wear this? What I really don't understand are the shoes Ms. Stone wore. Why is there tissue paper on them? I guess the shoes were too big so she added the tissue to make them fit better. Sharon dear, you should have ignored your instincts to wear this dress.

War of the Roses

Ali Larter loves gardening and chose to show off her hobby by making a dress with some of her blooms on it.

My sister is an avid gardener too, but that doesn't mean she walks around looking like a flower bed. If Ali had chosen to wear the dress without the roses it might have been tres cute, but sadly she did not and we are stuck with this...Oh well at least she has cute shoes on...well sort of.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Elvis Has Left The Building.

Elvis has left the building and Katy Perry has entered.

Katy Perry dons one, different outfit, after another, ensuring that we know that she has her own sense of... style? I applaud Ms. Perry for not conforming to the usual Hollywood styles that everybody wears, but she's gone a little too far. I think she had a pretty white bathing suit and was like, you know what I can rock this, got out her bedazzler and went to town! Then she decided that beads weren't enough and said, ooh it would look even cooler with a cape! This is what Elvis Presley and Wonder Woman's child would look like if they had one. Katy back away from the bedazzler!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Watch Me Pull Madonna Out of My Hat!

Madonna's whole career has been about shocking people and she definitely shocked us when she arrived at the Muse Costume Gala looking like a deranged rabbit.

Seriously Madonna did you get dressed in the dark? I know it's a costume party but, would anybody else wear this hideous costume? I think not. Between the dress that looks like a cat got a little too close to it, paired with the thigh high catwoman boots, this outfit screams- I'm ready for my straitjacket!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Come Fly With Me

Dita Von Teese has chosen to embark on a new career as a airline stewardess. Come fly with Dita!
This outfit is just...weird. From the Mr.Potato hat to the 80's inspired top, this outfit is in a no wear zone. Ms. Von Teese's parachute shorts would make M.C Hammer proud don't you think?
Also, why didn't anybody tell Dita that she had a giant roach on her?

Monday, May 4, 2009

Let The Force Be With Mischa

The force wasn't with Mischa Barton when she chose to wear this dress to the BAFTA television awards. Reminiscent of some of the outfits in the Star Wars movies, this dress (to our great astonishment) makes Mischa look even more Skeletor like. Paired with Mr. T's necklaces just makes a bad outfit even worse. While I love bangs cut straight across, this hairstyle just ages Ms. Barton and kind of makes her look like an Afghan hound. Sorry Mischa.

Oh and what's with the outfit the woman in the background is wearing?