Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Not So Fierce

Beyonce, is one of the most beautiful stars yet she continually wears oufits that are so unflattering on her frame. Why keep the front of your dress short and the back long B? It looks like she couldn't decide between a mini or floor length gown so decided what the heck, I'll wear both. Also B, if the girls are touching your chin your dress is probably way too tight. This must be another design from the house of Dereon. B, lovely though it is that you love your Mom enough to be her fashion guinea pig just say NO!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Gossip Girl Goes Orange.

I remember when I was a little girl and I first saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I loved watching the oompa loompas, and couldn't wait for them to sing the 'oompa loompa' song. Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester, must have loved it too (a little too much it looks like) since she decided to dress like one at the Chloe boutique opening in L.A.

Girls, yes there's nothing like a beautiful tan, but spraying yourself oompa loompa orange is a big fashion NO! By the way Leighton, what's with the Pocahontas-esque shoes?

Messing Up Big Time!

Debra Messing is extemely earth conscious. For example Debra had an old couch she needed to dispose of and decided to make herself a dress from it. Is that fab or what!

Though Debra looks smashing wearing this rich caramel color, against her pearly white skin and auburn hair, it takes a sharp turn to WRONG! with the leather material. The dress looks slightly to big for Debra and, the belt is suppose to cinch the waist but it just makes the dress look even more awkward. The dress could be shorter also, and that would have helped. The shoes are... okay. Not your best Deb.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Taylor Momsen!

Someone needs to tell Taylor Momsen that looking like a 40 year old woman from a trailer park is not a good look for a 15 year old.

Did her Mom actually let her out of the house wearing this? It looks like she's wearing a trash bag and a piece of bubble gum she was chewing and decided to wear it instead. She makes thousands, if not millions, yet she continuously has that, my dog died look on her face. Give me her money and I can assure you I wouldn't be wearing a piece of bubble gum!

Penguin In The City?

In other news today, a penguin was spotted wearing bright pink pumps and pearls, at the movie premiere of Mary Stuart. The penguin was later spotted... what's that? Oh dear, that's Sarah Jessica Parker?

Sara, Sara, Sara, why did you wear this...ensemble?While Sarah's shirt really isn't that bad, why did she have to pair it with yoga pants, pumps and a tuxedo jacket. She must have been leaving and decided she needed a jacket and just threw one of her hubby's jackets over her ensemble. Why Oh Why Sara?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


For obvious reasons we are witholding the identity of the person ( below).We will just call her PA.

This outfit, from the chain belt to the mesh gloves is so wrong on all levels. Just because it was The Kid's Choice Awards, does not mean, PA that you should go all emo on us.PA decided to make her outfit even better!( sigh) by putting on like ten different t-shirts. What was she thinking?

Can you guess who the culprit is?

Saturday, April 4, 2009


Caution! looking directly at this picture, may result in nearsightedness and constant craving for attention.

Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin, moved even further down the alphabet while shopping on Robertson Boulevard, looking like a constipated Pocahontas and a walking bottle of Pepto Bismol. Please someone give Paris a Big Mac and tell Kathy to get rid of her paper mache dress.